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#2 2007-07-25 03:32:30
- Terry Lean
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Re: You're an absolute shower!
"When I have dinner every evening in Soho I always think: isn't scampi delicious - what a pity it isn't illegal."
This probably should have its own thread.
Vaclav?
"One of these mornings
You're going to rise up singing"
#3 2007-07-25 04:00:08
- Incroyable
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Re: You're an absolute shower!
I especially like this line: The worst things in life are free.
Jukebox Babe
#4 2007-07-25 04:14:13
- Horace
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Re: You're an absolute shower!
Bravo, my good man. I can take it that this chap doesn't muse whether he can dons his Reds as he priggishly and self-satisfyingly goes "to Church".
Viva la Diablo!
H.
""This is probably the last Deb season...because of the stock market, the economy, Everything..." - W. Stillman.
#5 2007-07-25 07:13:49
- Twin Six
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Re: You're an absolute shower!
"Of all the sexual perversions, monogamy is the most unnatural."
#6 2007-07-25 07:39:47
- Voltaire's Bastard
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A most aphoristic essayist. A quick look on the net finds several additional mots:
"One jolly year I spent over £100,000 on crack."
"Being well dressed gives a feeling of inward tranquillity which psychoanalysis is powerless to bestow."
And a description of his mother, one that is likely false, but good copy nontheless:
"His mother, described as having the appearance of a 'fruit cart', crashed three Jaguars while driving to the off-licence and finally resorted to getting herself there on a motorised lawn mower."
“You know that saying, 'Caesar's wife is above suspicion'? Well I put an end to all that rubbish!"..”
#7 2007-07-25 07:44:32
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Re: You're an absolute shower!
Very good.
"You will find that men of style and their adherents are considered either political enemies of the people or reckless, gluttoness consumers while most live in squalor" - FNB
#9 2007-07-25 09:14:25
- Terry Lean
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Re: You're an absolute shower!
Will he, ever post, here?
"One of these mornings
You're going to rise up singing"
#10 2007-07-25 11:37:19
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Re: You're an absolute shower!
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“You know that saying, 'Caesar's wife is above suspicion'? Well I put an end to all that rubbish!"..”
#11 2007-07-26 08:01:20
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Cannot generate his own witticisms. Takes established ones and tries to invert them, Oscar Wilde style, without Wilde's wit or originality.
"Negative stuff always backfires on the troll." — Russell Street
"No insight comes from smearing and sneering." — Big Tony
"Find something useful to do." — Nicholas J. Storey
#12 2007-07-26 08:34:08
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“You know that saying, 'Caesar's wife is above suspicion'? Well I put an end to all that rubbish!"..”
#14 2007-07-26 16:53:27
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“You know that saying, 'Caesar's wife is above suspicion'? Well I put an end to all that rubbish!"..”
#15 2007-07-26 18:36:40
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Sick yet hilarious...
He's got this much right, at least a lot of the time:
"The problem is that the modern woman is a prostitute who doesn't deliver the goods."
I think what most impresses me is that he isn't dead of some venereal disease, as of yet.
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#16 2007-07-26 22:21:28
- Horace
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""This is probably the last Deb season...because of the stock market, the economy, Everything..." - W. Stillman.
#17 2007-07-26 22:30:08
- Coolidge
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#18 2007-07-26 23:04:54
- Viscount Tangent
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'It was such a trashy town, darling. Even the Gentlemen were trashy.'
#19 2007-07-27 02:43:41
- the eggman
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Re: You're an absolute shower!
An amusing raconte of his stint as a fashion model for Comme des Garcons:
http://sebastianhorsley.typepad.com/sebastian_horsley/2007/01/index.html
"Art produces ugly things wich frequently become beautiful with time. Fashion, on the other hand, produces beautiful things wich always become ugly in time".
#20 2007-07-27 03:19:10
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""This is probably the last Deb season...because of the stock market, the economy, Everything..." - W. Stillman.
#21 2007-07-27 03:21:52
- Horace
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""This is probably the last Deb season...because of the stock market, the economy, Everything..." - W. Stillman.
#22 2007-07-27 03:36:30
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Jukebox Babe
#23 2007-09-22 00:23:04
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http://www.youtube.com/user/HorsleySebastian
Jukebox Babe
#24 2007-09-22 00:27:16
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""This is probably the last Deb season...because of the stock market, the economy, Everything..." - W. Stillman.