what does the following mean exactly? .. "the wife with a cast-iron permanent" .. is this some sort of sexual thing?

Thank you formby. I had assumed that the members here were literate.

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If he need ask, maybe he shouldn't be wearing it.  Christ.  Everyone knows the proper etiquette is to sweep the tailcoat to the left, then right. Of course this is when a lady is sitting to your left. In the event a man is to your right, you simply reverse the process. If a man over the age of 90 is sitting to your left, you are to offer the tail to him in a show of respect. However, if a young lady is present and bouncing on his lap, you simply sweep the tailcoat over your own lap to conceal your vigorous jainking.  You must jaink with your left hand.

Tailcoat etiquette

http://www.styleforum.net/t/374221/correct-etiquette-for-sweeping-tailcoat-when-seated

Still a top poster though. Ground-breaking San Diego photos.

With the ladies I usually push it in with a deft movement of my buttocks.

Holy crap! I've been rumbled. Needless to say the Mods have branded the whole site "Ivy". Kai and the boys ain't too happy. If anyones going to a Who or Jam tribute band gig you might wanna get tooled up. I've seen Quadrophenia.
http://www.themodgeneration.com/forum/topics/my-dress-of-the-day?id=3198642%3ATopic%3A333839&page=268#comments

I find it hard to believe that someone of Kai's dress sense would stumble over a clothing forum,  pick out this thread and read back to page 44. Theres been a tip off by a nark. Now who do we know who's got the time and would go to the length of joining a forum just to do that? (But shhhhh, don't tell anyone I told you.) Whos a big enough snake to do such a thing? Someone on here?

Maybe?

best,

x

I know Sammy, I was merely being frivolous.