Not to mention, the trouser waistlines I can see are obviously completely unacceptable.  Those obscured by the jackets are no doubt far too low as well.  Can someone please arrange to have me put in a locked room for a few hours with these nitwits?  We'll just talk.  I promise.

Some were .. some weren't.

I go to Florence and Arezzo a couple of times a year on business, and the word from my Italian chums there, is that all the Prada and Napoli maestro malarkey is actually made in the Tuscany hills by illegal chinese immigrants in sweat shops. As an example, the biggest legitimate employer in the Florence area is not engaged in anything remotely to do with the rag or fashion trade, on the contrary, it is the hard discipline of manufacturing in the high technology engineering sector.

Here it is, Reuters article

http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/12/29/us-italy-sweatshop-insight-idUSBRE9BS04D20131229