I'm sure malt is out since it is delicious on over-salted fried potatoes. Imagine what it must be like to soak one's suits in that? Instant death!

Invisible hands are everywhere trying to kill me! Yet I am likely to live longer than any of the previous generations of my people, or so I've been led to BELIEVE!!!!. Amazing that the insurance business is not alive to the life expectancy conspiracy. They must be losing massive amounts of money.

But then they claim that life insurance is the most profitable voluntary insurance product available. Ahhhh, they're in on it, too!!!!

Has anyone ever met someone who is immortal...?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Occg29DsI7k

Oh yeah...l forgot this little doozy.

Seeing your doctor can kill you. Going to see your doctor was the third leading cause of death in the U.S in 1999. It was peer reviewed research published in the prestigious Journal of the American Medical Association, and written by a doctor.
http://forums.filmnoirbuff.com/viewtopic.php?id=15845

Another thing which has been shown to cause cancer is chemotherapy. No shit. It's in the above link.

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My family has always been adept at speeding themselves into the ground. It will be interesting to see what happens when we aren't dying of alcohol, tobacco, or mining issues. I've given up the mines. T'others, the next generation will have to be the control group.

We are not part of the problem. On with your healthy living, leeches.

Pension lump sums are calculated on life expectancy, the actuarial tables that these sums are based on are contunally being revised upwards because people are living longer. Financial institutions don't get these sort of sums wrong, if they say people are living longer you can depend that they are.

Some people are living active, happy and productive lives into their 90s, but as Formby says many just live in a miserable state of decline, being kept alive by medicine for many years when at one time they would have died off.

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The older generations used to harvest lots of fresh vegetables from their gardens, they lived simple and active lives and consequently had the energy and backyards to do it. Now people are so tired that they barely have the strength to watch t.v and use a remote control. Conclusion = the system is killing us and cooked food is the work of the devil.

Why is cooked food the work of the devil? Omg...if people only knew of the current medical/scientific research that has been done on enzymes and pancreatic function. The old science has been proven wrong because it was based on many assumptions regarding exogenous digestive enzymes, but wow, newer research has opened up new areas of knowledge and l am now convinced that cooked food IS the work of the devil. The new research is immensely exciting and my mind is completely blown. The idea of restoring panceatic functioning by enzyme supplementation is the most exciting thing l have ever come across...brings up a world of possibilities, and makes one ask how our bodies functioned hundreds or thousands of years ago. Living on raw plant foods can kill people these days, but what about when bodies once had excellent pancreatic functioning and higher good bacterial balances? WOW...doesn't get more mind blowing than that.

Fruit is also a potential killer for modern day man. The Mr Nasty of the plant world. That is turning many vegans mad for many many reasons.

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