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#1 2014-03-27 11:53:33
- Worried Man
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Bristol Stool Chart
"We close our sto' at a reasonable hour because we figure anybody who would want one of our suits has got time to stroll over here in the daytime." - VP of George Muse Clothing, Atlanta, 1955
#2 2014-03-27 11:53:59
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Re: Bristol Stool Chart
"We close our sto' at a reasonable hour because we figure anybody who would want one of our suits has got time to stroll over here in the daytime." - VP of George Muse Clothing, Atlanta, 1955
#3 2014-03-27 12:14:26
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Re: Bristol Stool Chart
I don't even want to know.
Hide thy infants, hide thy Lady, and hide thy husband, alas they art forcing sexual intercourse upon the entire populace. - Wm Shakespeare
#4 2014-03-27 12:47:20
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Re: Bristol Stool Chart
When your poo speaks, it pays to listen.
"We close our sto' at a reasonable hour because we figure anybody who would want one of our suits has got time to stroll over here in the daytime." - VP of George Muse Clothing, Atlanta, 1955
#5 2014-03-27 13:43:01
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Re: Bristol Stool Chart
Surely this belongs on the cute and cuddly thread?
some sort of banal legitimacy
#6 2014-03-27 13:49:07
- Worried Man
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Re: Bristol Stool Chart
Some of the poos in the 2nd chart are quite cute.
I just love the descriptions.
"Like a long sausage or snake - smooth and long."
"We close our sto' at a reasonable hour because we figure anybody who would want one of our suits has got time to stroll over here in the daytime." - VP of George Muse Clothing, Atlanta, 1955
#7 2014-03-27 22:21:52
- Sammy Ambrose
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Re: Bristol Stool Chart
Don't poo poo this guide. What your waste looks like is as important as what it smells
like if you want to live long enough to enjoy those clothes you've invested in.
Last edited by Sammy Ambrose (2014-03-28 01:42:04)
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#8 2014-03-28 01:27:17
- Harpo
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Re: Bristol Stool Chart
My girlfriend works in hospital pathology and they use this chart. It may be crap to you, but it's bread and butter to her.
Last edited by Harpo (2014-03-28 01:28:53)
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#10 2014-03-28 03:02:39
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Re: Bristol Stool Chart
Wait, wait, I've got an idea - tHis has potential for a thread รก la "what are you wearing today".
Just to get a repp..
#11 2014-03-28 03:17:08
- Moose Maclennan
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Re: Bristol Stool Chart
^
Thee Captain could easily kill two birds with one stone.
#12 2014-03-28 03:24:03
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Re: Bristol Stool Chart
And the right home for real crap pics.
Just to get a repp..
#14 2014-03-28 03:26:11
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Re: Bristol Stool Chart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3xU0fnjUcgA
#15 2014-03-28 05:24:31
- woofboxer
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Re: Bristol Stool Chart
Why Bristol, are they implying that my home town is a shit place? I take exception to this.
'I'm not that keen on the Average Look .......ever'.
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