Ironic coming from a board where members boast about their "found" items of used clothing and where moderators charge a hefty fee for the privilege to hawk worn goods and ugly ties.
Apparently I am a gangster, a psychotic one if the virtual medical diagnoses of a couple of GED-MDs is to be believed.
Who knows, maybe the speaker meant that I am a thief too, he seems to revel in conclusions without explanations in the hopes that repetition makes it so. To ask for an explanation means that you accuse him of lying himself, which is punishable by banning; perhaps a form of conviction in his mind which should deny one the right to vote in the next election.
Your, crimes they, are many?
I am, a lost and, hampered, tweed.
I am, Vaclav .
YO HO (A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME)
Lyrics by Xavier Atencio and music by George Bruns
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot,
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We extort, we pilfer, we filch, and sack,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Maraud and embezzle, and even high-jack,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We kindle and char, inflame and ignite,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We burn up the city, we're really a fright,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We're rascals, scoundrels, villans, and knaves,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We're beggars and blighters, ne'er-do-well cads,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Going Below Deck with Pirates
I think I've got 14 bans to date but I need to sort out where they are all from... 10 from Andyland, 4 from SF?
And then there's the rest of the Net...
To be honest, Admiral, without the likes of you and me there is no Internet worth reading is there?
If everybody behaved like 'Teacher' on SF we'd have good manners all round (!), but a rather dull time on our computers...
Stand, & Deliver !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPgHbt0ODr4
I have only, been branded, & banned for, offenses I didn't , commit .
Last edited by Voltaire's Bastard (2007-08-29 11:03:53)
"Intrepid" (Bill Stephenson) took a shine to Keith McKenzie as Bill's family came from Aberdeen way back when.
Via PM I was happy (as Keith) to tell him that as a local historian I knew his family well and indeed our ancestors had been close:
From the Scottish dialect poetry of the Reverend Doctor Alexander McKenzie, 1721-1802 (or somesuch) ...
"Wull ye ne're tak a dram wi Stephenson,
Afore ye gang te toon?
Wull ye ne're tak a dram wi Stephenson,
Or wull ye wurr the broon?"
(NB: to 'wurr the broon'/wear the brown means to show fear)
Bill was delighted with this and looked forward to more news of his family tree but then I self-outed Keith & he was banned.
Shame. There was huge potential for having fun with Keith.
j.
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/search.php?searchid=735416
Last edited by jack_sparrow (2007-08-29 11:30:47)
Were you also, the Nudist poser on, SF ?
And then there were all the times that we used to talk to each other via PM (because we'd twigged that AK read the PMs on AAAC) about our campaigns and various plots to post things in the middle of the night so they would stay there for all to read before the Mods. could take them down & ban us in the morning...
Patrick Bateman knows about all those - PB? We miss you!
j.
Last edited by jack_sparrow (2007-08-29 11:59:40)
... And then I think the penny dropped.
Not too long after that he stoppped taking PMs.
Last edited by jack_sparrow (2007-08-29 14:53:44)