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#1 2007-08-31 11:29:24

jack_sparrow
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Do you like Fags?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ogu3773PFE&mode=related&search=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCRakl0dbK0&mode=related&search=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86lYG1V2-n4&mode=related&search=

I gave up fags when I was trying to start a family.
Then as a family man, husband and father, I decided that fags were no longer a part of my lifestyle.
Fags are for young men I think. Or batchelors.

And yet I still miss a quiet 5 minutes by myself with a fag whenever I have a really good cup of coffee.

When was the last time you enjoyed yourself alone with a fag?

??


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#2 2007-08-31 11:36:34

Gomez
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Posts: 500

Re: Do you like Fags?

I have always abstained. I love my body too much...

 

#3 2007-08-31 11:39:38

jack_sparrow
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Re: Do you like Fags?

Odd, I've always thought of you with a fag in hand.

It's funny how wrong we can all sometimes be about each other.


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ended up handling the hundreds of Post Reports your previous - and
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#4 2007-08-31 11:46:08

Admiral Cod
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Re: Do you like Fags?

I'm more of a cigar man myself.  Although, I used to smoke Marlboros and Gauloises as a lad.  I actually can't stand the things now.

The last time I had a fag (last month) I was standing chest high in a Las Vegas pool surrounded by topless bathing beauties bobbing about in 100 degree + weather. 

Most distracting.


"You will find that men of style and their adherents are considered either political enemies of the people or reckless, gluttoness consumers while most live in squalor" - FNB

 

#5 2007-08-31 11:47:29

jack_sparrow
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Re: Do you like Fags?

When I think of fags I think of my old school far away in Warwickshire. Is this the same for young American men?
When did you first really come into contact with fags?
Do you remember your first time?

Last edited by jack_sparrow (2007-08-31 12:15:41)


"However, it is we of the moderator corps that
ended up handling the hundreds of Post Reports your previous - and
legendary - trolling managed to generate."

 

#6 2007-08-31 11:48:54

jack_sparrow
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Re: Do you like Fags?


"However, it is we of the moderator corps that
ended up handling the hundreds of Post Reports your previous - and
legendary - trolling managed to generate."

 

#7 2007-08-31 11:57:07

Dead Man's Tweed
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Re: Do you like Fags?

With your fag, do you think to pull, a Craig?

 

#8 2007-08-31 11:58:09

Horace
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Re: Do you like Fags?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_AD0oX1o0Y&mode=related&search=

I picture myself falling asleep in a chair, like 'Arry, and then this happens to me.


""This is probably the last Deb season...because of the stock market, the economy, Everything..." - W. Stillman.

 

#9 2007-08-31 11:58:31

jack_sparrow
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Re: Do you like Fags?

Just thinking out loud...

What would your wife think if you brought a fag home?

Or maybe had one in bed with her?

I think Mrs Sparrow would give me quite a disaproving look!

Toleration for this sort of thing is hard to find these days...


"However, it is we of the moderator corps that
ended up handling the hundreds of Post Reports your previous - and
legendary - trolling managed to generate."

 

#10 2007-08-31 12:00:32

Horace
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Re: Do you like Fags?

This eases my mind:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCMzjJjuxQI&mode=related&search=


""This is probably the last Deb season...because of the stock market, the economy, Everything..." - W. Stillman.

 

#11 2007-08-31 12:01:50

jack_sparrow
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Re: Do you like Fags?


"However, it is we of the moderator corps that
ended up handling the hundreds of Post Reports your previous - and
legendary - trolling managed to generate."

 

#12 2007-08-31 12:04:47

jack_sparrow
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Re: Do you like Fags?


"However, it is we of the moderator corps that
ended up handling the hundreds of Post Reports your previous - and
legendary - trolling managed to generate."

 

#13 2007-08-31 12:04:52

Voltaire's Bastard
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Re: Do you like Fags?

Last edited by Voltaire's Bastard (2007-08-31 12:08:25)


“You know that saying, 'Caesar's wife is above suspicion'? Well I put an end to all that rubbish!"..”

 

#14 2007-08-31 12:06:37

jack_sparrow
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Re: Do you like Fags?


"However, it is we of the moderator corps that
ended up handling the hundreds of Post Reports your previous - and
legendary - trolling managed to generate."

 

#15 2007-08-31 12:09:45

jack_sparrow
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From: My Corduroy Armchair...
Posts: 1506

Re: Do you like Fags?


"However, it is we of the moderator corps that
ended up handling the hundreds of Post Reports your previous - and
legendary - trolling managed to generate."

 

#16 2007-08-31 12:21:38

Film Noir Buff
Dandy Nightmare
From: Devil's Island
Posts: 9345

Re: Do you like Fags?

I like the Jolly Roger myself, gives a whole new meaning to what one should do with a drunken sailor.

http://www.ifilm.com/video/2805818?ns=1

 

#17 2007-08-31 12:25:20

jack_sparrow
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Posts: 1506

Re: Do you like Fags?

What an unwelcome note to introduce to this thread!

What's that got to do with lazily sucking on a fag?

Having said that, this is your forum...


"However, it is we of the moderator corps that
ended up handling the hundreds of Post Reports your previous - and
legendary - trolling managed to generate."

 

#18 2007-08-31 12:31:57

Film Noir Buff
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Posts: 9345

Re: Do you like Fags?

 

#19 2007-08-31 12:34:19

jack_sparrow
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Re: Do you like Fags?

Last edited by jack_sparrow (2007-08-31 12:36:15)


"However, it is we of the moderator corps that
ended up handling the hundreds of Post Reports your previous - and
legendary - trolling managed to generate."

 

#20 2007-08-31 12:34:48

bull
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Posts: 321

Re: Do you like Fags?

Wrong thread? 

I think you're looking for the one on Senator Craig.

OK my bad jokes will stop, I promise.


Cheers.

 

#21 2007-08-31 12:36:02

Film Noir Buff
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From: Devil's Island
Posts: 9345

Re: Do you like Fags?

 

#22 2007-08-31 12:41:07

Dead Man's Tweed
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Posts: 27

Re: Do you like Fags?

In my tweed pant, and sagging, I do enjoy the habit of, the fag, and the ballad, of the Air Supply.

 

#23 2007-08-31 16:08:49

Coolidge
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Re: Do you like Fags?

I thought this thread was going to be about bassoons.

 

#24 2007-08-31 16:40:43

the eggman
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From: Oslo
Posts: 11

Re: Do you like Fags?

Jack! Trying to quit, but I´m still prone to a small fag after dinner, plus a big one early in the morning, with coffee: Breakfest for champions!

 

#25 2007-08-31 17:09:09

Incroyable
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Re: Do you like Fags?

I like my fags Turkish.


Jukebox Babe

 

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