So there I was feeling more than a little smug with myself after registering with my user name New faeces (a clever play on words I thought to myself, you know, being a new face around these parts and as most of my friends, familly and colleagues will no doubt confirm -sure can talk a lot of shit)

when I get a message from the head honcho saying he`s changed my shitty user name to cheeky monkey.( obviously not the clever and witty play on words I thought it was)

I was considering addapting my new given name to spank the monkey, purely out of spite, but then got to doing a little latteral thinking, if a guy with a considerable ammount of taste, class and humour considers cheeky monkey OK. I can certainly live with it .

That being the case ,Gentleman may I re-introduce my self to you all.

I am cheeky Monkey.