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#1 2007-09-01 10:23:32
- jack_sparrow
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Punchlines...
... And then Micky says to Minnie "I never said I thought you'd been unfaithful to me, I just said I thought you were f*cking goofy."
What's your favourite punchline?
Be careful not to give the joke, just the punchline. If the punchline is good enough the joke will tell itself.
Fun!
j.
"However, it is we of the moderator corps that
ended up handling the hundreds of Post Reports your previous - and
legendary - trolling managed to generate."
#2 2007-09-01 10:25:06
- MASAI
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Re: Punchlines...
....and don't let me catch you wearing my clothes again!
AZTEC
#3 2007-09-01 10:27:35
- jack_sparrow
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Re: Punchlines...
Last edited by jack_sparrow (2007-09-01 10:27:52)
"However, it is we of the moderator corps that
ended up handling the hundreds of Post Reports your previous - and
legendary - trolling managed to generate."
#4 2007-09-01 12:19:44
- Gomez
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Re: Punchlines...
'One of our super-moderators is the Duke of Edinburgh's secret sock tailor.'
Last edited by Gomez (2007-09-01 12:20:41)
#5 2007-09-01 13:22:55
- Voltaire's Bastard
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Re: Punchlines...
"Crunchbird, my ass."
“You know that saying, 'Caesar's wife is above suspicion'? Well I put an end to all that rubbish!"..”
#6 2007-09-01 13:28:48
- jack_sparrow
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Re: Punchlines...
"However, it is we of the moderator corps that
ended up handling the hundreds of Post Reports your previous - and
legendary - trolling managed to generate."
#7 2007-09-01 18:03:05
- Moose Maclennan
- Ivy Inspiration
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Re: Punchlines...
- Royalty wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.
- I didn't want them to think I was a WASP
Last edited by Moose Maclennan (2007-09-01 18:58:03)
#9 2007-09-04 16:40:58
- Cheeky Monkey
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Re: Punchlines...
........my 3rd husband was a stamp collector. God I loved him !!
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#10 2007-09-04 17:15:17
- rsmeyer
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Re: Punchlines...
What's the definition of "a gentleman"? Answer: A guy who pees BEFORE he takes a shower.
#11 2007-09-04 17:42:32
- Cheeky Monkey
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Re: Punchlines...
...one old lady had a stroke, the other couldn`t reach.
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#12 2007-09-05 00:47:42
- jack_sparrow
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Re: Punchlines...
... One knackers your tyres, the other tires your knackers.
"However, it is we of the moderator corps that
ended up handling the hundreds of Post Reports your previous - and
legendary - trolling managed to generate."
#13 2007-09-06 00:10:03
- Moose Maclennan
- Ivy Inspiration
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Re: Punchlines...
"Rectum? Dang near killed 'em!"