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#1 2007-09-08 15:46:19
- Marc Grayson
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I Can't Button My 501 Fly :(
Got me my first pair of classic Levis 501 jeans with the signature button fly, but I'll be damned, could not button any of the buttons except for the main button at the waist. Can I get arrested at the mall for lewd conduct by walking around with my fly unbuttoned?
"‘The sense of being perfectly well dressed gives a feeling of inner tranquility which even religion is powerless to bestow." Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Looking good and dressing well is a necessity. Having a purpose in life is not." Oscar Wilde
#2 2007-09-08 17:18:12
- Tony Ventresca
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- Posts: 5132
Re: I Can't Button My 501 Fly :(
The problem is obvious: your penis is too large.
The solution is also obvious: telephone Lorenna.
You're welcome.
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