I will read this at some point.
I shaved just prior to this post by FXH, which I still haven't read. But I will!
Think "alliteration".
I did that after the spicy curry, and trust me, there was scant time for reading.
Did anyone see the breakfast cereal restaurant opened up by some bearded twats in East London?
I can't imagine anything worse than Rice Krispies getting stuck in my face hedge.
Surely a strong bearded man should be having stomach destroying meat bi products for his first meal of the day?
I've noticed that the hipster contingent seems to have some very wimpy, touchy-feely types, that look like burly loggers. It's definitely a bit of a mind fuck. Sort of like the macho gay thing, although those guys would actually kick your ass all over the YMCA.
Last edited by Gilbert the Filbert (2014-11-07 12:06:20)
One thing I see fairly often that perturbs me is the overly sculpted facial hair, including pointy sideburns, perfectly trimmed little goatees, elaborate beard and mustache shapes. It's as if they use a straight edge to get every little line just perfect. Often the perpetrators will also display waxed eyebrows, a huge watch, pointy shoes, and will be committing the odoriferous offense of wearing far too much nasty cologne. It's all very douchey and the sign of a surefire creep.
(No offense to anyone on here fitting that exact description.)
Last edited by Worried Man (2014-11-07 12:25:11)
I notice the article references Sam Huff, which I find mildly amusing for some reason. He has gotten pretty senile as of late, had to retire from Redskins broadcasts about two years ago.
Nothing wrong with a little maintenance of the hedges down below. What's your view of dick merkins?
lol.
You know him as Richard Merkin.
You'll have to explain that one to me.
I know Tie Me Kangaroo Down.