by heck luv, what- a smashing read- it`s just grand that someone as posh as yerself is willing to edjucate us common folk- and all fer nowt.

I f theres owt -I`ve learned in this life- it`s tu, no my place and watch mi manners.

ta- fer`t info mation.

I remain yer `ever so umble servant.

cheeky monkey.



( joking aside I realise my use of the English language is sometimes mashed -and my spelling is lacking- so I resolve to study and digest- the only excuse I can offer is that my headmaster - told me you can allways judge a man by his shoes- so I decided to concentrate on that snipett of advice- I`m a whizz at a spit and polish shine , you know)