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#26 2007-09-19 13:54:42

bull
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Cheers.

 

#27 2007-09-19 14:08:48

oldog/oldtrix
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You exercise and monitor your diet not for any reasons of health but, rather, to ensure that you continue to fit into and look good in your wardrobe.  A corollary:  you are perhaps most happily attired when wearing a ten or more year old suit that has needed no alteration since it was new.  Exception to corollary:  you are even happier when the suit has needed alteration, but only to make the waist smaller.

 

#28 2007-09-19 14:17:05

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#29 2007-09-19 14:56:07

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#30 2007-09-19 17:34:31

Marc Grayson
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"‘The sense of being perfectly well dressed gives a feeling of inner tranquility which even religion is powerless to bestow." Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Looking good and dressing well is a necessity. Having a purpose in life is not."  Oscar Wilde

 

#31 2007-09-19 17:36:34

Marc Grayson
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You never can follow the plot lines of any Cary Grant film because you inevitably get way too caught up in what he's wearing.

In North By Northwest, when Cary Grant escapes the cropduster by diving under the truck, you are relieved that quick thinking on his part saved his life, but also horrified that in so doing his suit gets so terribly filthy and wrinkled.


"‘The sense of being perfectly well dressed gives a feeling of inner tranquility which even religion is powerless to bestow." Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Looking good and dressing well is a necessity. Having a purpose in life is not."  Oscar Wilde

 

#32 2007-09-20 00:33:50

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"However, it is we of the moderator corps that
ended up handling the hundreds of Post Reports your previous - and
legendary - trolling managed to generate."

 

#33 2007-09-20 00:50:22

Incroyable
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Jukebox Babe

 

#34 2007-09-20 14:35:46

oldog/oldtrix
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#35 2007-09-20 14:51:48

Cheeky Monkey
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In the thores of passion -rather than tear your clothes from your body with abandon and allow them to carelessly fall to the floor in a crumpled heap.- You take the time to carefully, remove, smooth and fold.


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#36 2007-09-20 14:54:45

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Last edited by Voltaire's Bastard (2007-09-20 21:52:28)


“You know that saying, 'Caesar's wife is above suspicion'? Well I put an end to all that rubbish!"..”

 

#37 2007-09-20 16:35:14

Marc Grayson
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Each year, you fly your flag at half staff to commemorate the passing of Frederick Sholte.  You dream of one day seeing a national holiday celebrating his birthday.


"‘The sense of being perfectly well dressed gives a feeling of inner tranquility which even religion is powerless to bestow." Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Looking good and dressing well is a necessity. Having a purpose in life is not."  Oscar Wilde

 

#38 2007-09-20 16:56:09

Twin Six
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#39 2007-09-20 19:01:24

Marc Grayson
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You are at a party at the Playboy mansion, where you wear your new suit, and the only thing that you can think of is...how great your new suit looks.


"‘The sense of being perfectly well dressed gives a feeling of inner tranquility which even religion is powerless to bestow." Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Looking good and dressing well is a necessity. Having a purpose in life is not."  Oscar Wilde

 

#40 2007-09-21 08:15:42

Twin Six
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You base your choice of girlfriends on their taste in shoes.

 

#41 2007-09-21 08:57:16

eg
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