What's wrong with answering the phone with "hello"? 

And in some countries, it's appropriate to walk on the right.

Shooman, you are the man.  For pulling teenage boys that could probably stomp the sh*t out of you out of their seats on a bus/train, you get my respek.

Alright, I guess here goes:

--Farting and burping in public -- by drunky white chicks.  Ewwwwwwwwww.  Why are chicks these days so manly?  I miss the 2 Trad Crew days when chicks acted like chicks.

--Actually, just plain drunky white chicks.

--Crews of sweet dudes everywhere you look.  A crew of sweet dudes = 4 or 5 young white males, possibly a token Indian or Chinese kid thrown in for good measure, who all work entry level finance jobs, or for a no-name consulting firm, or for a "boutique" bank, all of whom graduated from Big 10 schools and live together on the north side of Chicago in a "sweet" large apartment or townhome, stomping from bar to bar rocking ironic accoutrements like cow ears or a sailor cap, clutching Dixie cups full of smelly, disgusting beer.  Sweet dudes rule!  NOT.  They should be hunted and killed like vermin.

These are just a few.  Can you tell I went out this weekend?  I'm starting to be an old fart lol.

Reach out and Hoy someone