So which of the people at the table is you Shooey?
I've heard that in NYC Dungeons they have foot fetish parties...so why not this?
Fidelio.
It's the annual Berluti shoo shining party. They polish their shoos with good quality champagne. I've never used it on my shoos yet, but one day l will spend 100 bucks and see if it works like it is supposed to.