These evil Zionists:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/11673700/Muslim-campaigner-Zionists-crept-into-my-home-and-stole-my-shoe.html
I have it on good authority that they have also stolen Abu Hamza's gloves.
Last edited by The Absintheist (2015-06-15 08:37:24)
And when they're not stealing shoes..
http://m.jerusalemonline.com/docs?rid=6980
It was the shoe fairy wot dunnit!
The shoe fairy is a higher form of sock fairy, an infestation can be quite costly, especially if you have Johnny Rotten Paris bespoke.
The poor chap's onto his third video on the subject of his shoe stolen by zionists.
In a rational, caring society we would be able to get him the help he clearly needs and deserves, but we live in strange times where the shoe has become a symbol of the rage against shoe takers and furniture rearrangers everywhere. It's no longer just a shoe that went missing, having been misplaced, it represents the quest for truth, justice and I suggest we start a petition with some hashtags to boycott something preferably Israel, or United Airlines, but better keep it related to shoes, so I suggest Clarks, or perhaps flip-flops as I don't like them.
Of course, jokes and mental health issues aside, in these crazy times where we have 7000 machine gun armed troops permanently on the streets in France in this new reality, it is important to recognize, as with the coke incident on the aeroplane, it's not whether any incident or intent to offend has actually taken place, but whether someone's perception or feelings have been hurt. The poor chap feels that his shoes have been stolen by zionists, therefore they have! Innit'!
I do hope he gets a nanny cam so he can prove the naysayers wrong. He is lucky to be alive, with those bloodthirsty savages against him.