It's bar time (Two am 'round these parts).

We've been forcibly removed from our favorite bar, pub, tavern, speakeasy, izakaya, shebeen, etc.  Luckily, we haven't been told not to come back.  We've been drinking since we got off work at five, so we're pissed as a newt. Of course, we still look great.

Personally, I could go for a gyro (kebab). The Charcoal Grill in Galway serves kebabs that would make you cry they're so delicious.  I'll bet that the kebabs in Heaven taste just like the ones from there.  Since Galway's too far we'll hit Parthenon Gyros down in Madison, WI.  Not nearly as good but open 'til three am.

Another good drunk food is oysters.  The saltiness, tempered with some Worcestershire sauce or horseradish is a perfect antidote for that gummy drunk mouth.  A dozen with a glass of sweet tea and a plate of hushpuppies makes me feel like I could almost drive us home without hitting a light pole.

For some reason, if I'm drunk at home I like a bowl of cereal.  Nothing healthy, like Raisin Bran; I want some sugary crunchy shit that you would feed to a five year old.

How about you?  Any good drunk food ideas or stories?  What do you like to eat when you're shitfaced?