How does the Squire do his job efficiently when he spends so much time choosing clothes?
I wonder if Mr. Gomez iz going to post today ( probably without a doubt posted allready - but not as Gomez )?
Should I have red wine or white with dinner tonight?
I`ve got an itch on my left calf
Hasn`t Eddie Mair got an expressive voice?
I wonder if the bank have processed those cheques yet?
Am I wrong in the head for starting this thread?
I wonder how Doms` project is going and what -goodies he`s willing to share tonight?
I wonder why pinstripe denim from the early eighties went out of fashion?
A day without gin & tonic is like a day without sunshine. No, sometimes rainy days are good too. Actually, a day without a gin & tonic is like a miserable rainy day when your girlfriend dumps you, your dog runs away, and the bank charges you a substantial penalty for early withdrawal.
Actually, it's not that bad. It's just like a day without a gin & tonic. Wait, that's a truism.
Palindromes are cool. Was it a car or a cat I saw? That's one of my favorites.
Who thinks up palindromes? Who thinks up jokes?
Are those idiots at clubs and parties who look like they're genuinely enjoying themselves completely devoid of existential angst? When those idiots look at me, do they wonder if I'm one of those idiots? If my angst prevents me from enjoying myself, am I more of an idiot? If it makes me wonder whether idiots look at me and wonder whether I'm an idiot, am I an idiot? Do idiots feel like idiots for wondering if I'm an idiot?
Isn't it better just to drink, dance, and shut up?
I'm sure glad the dry cleaner can get this stain out of my tie.
should I let -The Who cd- play again or can I be bothered going over to the CD player and changing it?
Why do- I find I vow to thee my country- so stirring and why didn`t ITV use it in this years world cuptelevision footage- as they have done previously as world in union?
Why do I find moleskine notebooks particually satisfying to use for my jottings and to do lists?
only 38 more days till Christmas - what will Mrs. Monkey get me this year-what should I get Mrs.Monkey?
why do some people in Britain insist on putting up Christmas decorations on December the 1st-am I a snob for thinking this way?
what is my favourite christmas carol-O` little town of Bethlehem or Once in royal Davids city-How come you don`t seem to hear we three kings as often as you once did?
Why do so many enourmously fat young women - claim they have a thyroid problem - rather than admit thy are greedy?
Why whenI was at parties when I was younger - was there allways a girl crying at the end?
How does Uncle Jack- consistently come up with -really intresting threads?
why is Henry from AAAC -still not posting here?
I wonder if it will be a white Christmas in Britain this year?
^ A very heavy frost in the garden this morning.
My butt is frozen - I had to break the ice with a chunk of firewood.
staith and metal hoop -or plastic .
how do you plug your Butt or do you just allow natural leakage?
I find the best butt plug to be a specially shaped plug - which ensures a satisfactory seal-but is easy to remove -when the need arises-which is availlable from most stores who specialise in this type of thing.
Last edited by Cheeky Monkey (2007-11-16 01:35:39)
A large wooden (repro) Keg with a proper tap.
A bit fancy I know...