sleep with Beestonplace IF AT GUNPOINT
1: yes
2: no
3: maybe
4: only if she was drunk
5: (singing) "If i was a rich girl.....nanananananananananananaaaa then blabalblajewishsingalongcrap bababla"
1, 3 & 5 assuming the gun is loaded.
ok what if i throwh a bottle of "poppers" in the ring
I assume all the upheaval in the middle east at the moment is not inhibiting your ability to obtain Amyl Nitrite .
Ok if not Widdecome then how about Achmandinedchad
I had to look up Ann Widdecombe. If "sleep with" is, as is customary, a euphemism for having sexual intercourse, I would surely end up being shot, because at my age my ability to get aroused is very, very limited. I would have a hard enough time getting it up for Jennifer Lawrence!
Mocking a woman for her age or looks is about as low as one can get, before inflicting physical cruelty. This thread is a shameful performance.
Just thought I'd give dis good ol' thread a bit of a bumpin'
Ah feel so "Southern" with my banjo and my dungarees, mista
I reckon you have packed away a fair amount this weekend Beesters.