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#1 2014-08-28 13:49:25

Beestonplace
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Would Anyone Of You.

sleep with Beestonplace IF AT GUNPOINT

1: yes

2: no

3: maybe

4: only if she was drunk

5: (singing) "If i was a rich girl.....nanananananananananananaaaa then blabalblajewishsingalongcrap bababla"


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#2 2014-08-28 13:59:10

Bop
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Re: Would Anyone Of You.

She's as good as you'll get Sammy

 

#3 2014-08-28 14:00:27

Worried Man
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From: Davebrubeckistan
Posts: 15988

Re: Would Anyone Of You.


"We close our sto' at a reasonable hour because we figure anybody who would want one of our suits has got time to stroll over here in the daytime." - VP of George Muse Clothing, Atlanta, 1955

 

#4 2014-08-28 14:02:53

chatsworth osborne jr.
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Re: Would Anyone Of You.

1, 3 & 5 assuming the gun is loaded.

 

#5 2014-08-28 14:23:40

Beestonplace
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Posts: 1926

Re: Would Anyone Of You.

ok what if i throwh a bottle of "poppers" in the ring


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#6 2014-08-28 14:40:31

Armchaired
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From: Old England
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Re: Would Anyone Of You.

I assume all the upheaval in the middle east at the moment is not inhibiting your ability to obtain Amyl Nitrite .


�Careful with that axe Eugene.�

 

#7 2014-08-28 14:46:38

Beestonplace
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Posts: 1926

Re: Would Anyone Of You.

come on,


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#8 2014-08-28 14:49:55

Armchaired
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Re: Would Anyone Of You.


�Careful with that axe Eugene.�

 

#9 2014-08-28 14:52:41

Beestonplace
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Posts: 1926

Re: Would Anyone Of You.

Ok if not Widdecome then how about Achmandinedchad


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#10 2014-08-28 15:57:50

Armchaired
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From: Old England
Posts: 7580

Re: Would Anyone Of You.


�Careful with that axe Eugene.�

 

#11 2014-08-28 16:11:38

captainpreppy
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Re: Would Anyone Of You.

I had to look up Ann Widdecombe. If "sleep with" is, as is customary, a euphemism for having sexual intercourse, I would surely end up being shot, because at my age my ability to get aroused is very, very limited. I would have a hard enough time getting it up for Jennifer Lawrence!

 

#12 2014-08-29 05:29:22

Dudley Clarke
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Posts: 1211

Re: Would Anyone Of You.

Mocking a woman for her age or looks is about as low as one can get, before inflicting physical cruelty. This thread is a shameful performance.


I came up to see her sometimes.

 

#13 2014-08-29 14:10:34

Bop
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Re: Would Anyone Of You.

 

#14 2016-05-22 11:00:42

Beestonplace
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Posts: 1926

Re: Would Anyone Of You.

Just thought I'd give dis good ol' thread a bit of a bumpin'

Ah feel so "Southern" with my banjo and my dungarees, mista


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#15 2016-05-22 23:58:13

woofboxer
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From: The Lost County of Middlesex
Posts: 7959

Re: Would Anyone Of You.

I reckon you have packed away a fair amount this weekend Beesters.


'I'm not that keen on the Average Look .......ever'. 
John Simons

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