After careful consideration, I have directed my attorneys to re-draft my last will and testament to include to some extent the Film Noir Buff message board personality who goes by the handle of 'Gomez'. Although, I also feel compelled to explain why.

When I first arrived here, many months ago as a 'lurker', I had become inebriated by the Trad cult at the Ask Andy webpage, and was undertaking a radical lifestyle change in order to become a Trad country gentleman.

I had purchased options to several thousand acres in the Blue Ridge mountains, and was about to give the green-light to my private firm of investment bankers to undertake a hostile takeover of Polo Ralph Lauren (NYSE: RL), when I began to piece together the veiled references to the Film Noir Buff webpage, to the extent I was finally able to find it.

The posts of Gomez and others convinced me that the Trad lifestyle is derisively regarded outside the confines of its own message board, and prevented me from making some very expensive and embarrassingly public mistakes. Therefore he will fall heir to a significant sum in the event of my demise.

To the rest of you, my best wishes alone must suffice.

Thanks for your public service.

Fondly,

George

Last edited by Eccentric Billionaire (2007-11-19 14:47:43)