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Hello Cheeky Monkey, we are just giggling with one another as we certainly didn`t expect that sort of question, But since you asked.

We are both 29, and as such have a small amount of sexual experience, in the instance of masturbation we sometimes do it seperately other times together, sometimes I will masturbate Paul sometimes he will masturbate me.

When we were 23 our Father arranged for two girls from an escort agency to visit us at home and this is how we lost our virginities.

It was quite awkward for the girls innitially, but things soon relaxed and they were really very nice about it all.

Paul actually has a girlfriend, which sometimes can be awkward ( talk about feeling like a gooseberry) , I often try to distract him by whispering in his ear when he is with  Mandy.

She is a pleasant, nice Girl and very accepting of the situation sometimes allowing me to touch her, when her and Paul are together, other times I masturbate whilst they make love, sometimes she will masturbate me as Paul has sex with her.

For Clarity I should point out I am on the left and Paul is on the right.

If anyone else has questions that they are curious about, we would only be too happy to answer them.

So please fire away.

Peter likes prawns, I don`t . This is not a problem as we have seperate taste receptors and there is no effect on me from Paul eating prawns.

hot spicy food such as curry can be a problem, as we share the same stomach and large intestine we have seperate small intestines which branch off from the shared large intestine so it comes as a bit of a surprise as to which one of us needs to evacuate our bowels.

We both enjoy watching Motorsport attending as many race events as possible and we both enjoy Football (watching) I support Arsenal Peter supports Chelsea.

We do go out to the pub a couple of times a week , but avoid nightclubs too crowded and too much stareing.

we both work in telesales through an agency.

At one time I wanted to be a commercial artist but Peter didn`t ,so ended that career.

We don`t often argue, although we used to, now we mainly bicker with Peter being the bigger grumbler w54676xcvbn- No I`m not.

Sorry - When you say you're on the left & Paul is on the right do you mean my left or yours?

I'm just trying to visualise things better.

Thanks.

j.

Oh - And welcome, both of you.


Edit: Would you describe yourselves as 'Trads'?

Last edited by Jack_The_Lad (2007-11-21 05:23:30)

David, thankyou for the very kind offer, the mercer shirts to which you refer, how full is the cut?

David, thankyou for this information, we feel further investigation is merited as to the custom program they offer, it`s allways difficult to buy a shirt with 2 collars, 4 arms but only one placket.

Does anyone know of any high profile makers of shirts who would be eager  to promote themselves and their products through sponsorship of ourselves we could be the sartorially stylish siamese brothers.

No we are not Puerto Rican although quite ironically our sister Mary did have a holliday romance with a chap who was.

Peter and Paul.
Paul and Peter.

I have been thinking much about you two this afternoon-It`s not everyday you come across Siamese twins.

Do you regard your situation as beneficial or a disability - obviously - with the advancement of medicine -there are procedures that can be undertaken to remedy your situation.

I ask out of a sense of curiosity-I have an enquiering mind.

CM

Cheeky Monkey,Peter here.

We are only too happy to answer any questions anyone may have.

When we were younger our parents had the opportunity  of having us seperated ,it would have ment Paul losing a leg and a section of liver and myself using a colostomy bag.

Been of a religious vent , they decided against it on the grounds that the Good Lord works in mysterious ways and they felt it was preordained that we were born this way, as he must have some higher purpose for us ( we have yet to establish what that purpose is by the way)

When Paul and myself reached the age of consent we were free to make our own decision on the matter,initially I wanted to have the operation, Paul didn`t which lead to some sulking and argueing as you can imagine.

In the end Paul talked me round Saying he "felt we would be drifting apart and that it would be like losing a part of him, which technically was true, a couple of parts actually)

In the end we decided to stay as we were in the hope that the three legged race would be recognised as an international sport and become an olympic event, we are told we would stand a very good chance.

Wether  this is what the Lord has planned for us we don`t know?