Return to Oxford, finally take my degree (PPE!), enter the Conservative Party and become the next Prime Minister after the next one ?
I promise to bring back KitKats in foil & paper and abolish the current outrage of KitKats in plaaarstic wrappers.
Have a break - Vote Jack.
j.
http://www.nestle.co.uk/OurBrands/AboutOurBrands/ConfectioneryAndCakes/KitKat.htm
Not sure I could put up with old Vernon Bogdoor tho'...
http://www.ox.ac.uk/gazette/1999-00/weekly/090300/news/story_5.htm
... His eyebrows have a life of their own...
You have my vote Uncle-if in your manifesto- you declare an intent to reintroduce -Spangles, Pacers and Texan bars.
open a can of cheer on their arse, nephew
You remind me with your arse related comment that part of the reason I didn't like Oxford very much in the first place was that the other chaps there used to fiddle with themselves so much.
They seemed to have no desire to fiddle with, or to be fiddled by, anyone else either.
Odd, I thought.
Not quite right.
At School most fiddlers actively sought company. Then again that was the 70's... I didn't reach Oxford until the '80's - A very different era.
Pimlico, on the other hand, was quite the opposite of all that... And then there was Soho...
Maybe I should go back there instead?
j.