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#2 2007-12-05 04:57:42
- Taylor McIntyre
- Son of Ivy...
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Re: Your first time with a Hooker?
http://www.myhookah.org/hookahs-gallery
#3 2007-12-05 05:30:50
- Twin Six
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- From: WASP in Tokyo
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Re: Your first time with a Hooker?
Varanasi, India 1989.
#4 2007-12-05 05:36:44
- mike
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- From: Covington, KY
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Re: Your first time with a Hooker?
Oh and here I thought I had to tell the story of that alley in New York City. Ah saved by the 'ah'.
You love him? He is hephaistion.
#5 2007-12-05 05:58:37
- The_Shooman
- A pretty face
- From: AUSTRALIA
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Re: Your first time with a Hooker?
l've seen quite a few people have them but i've never done it. l never wanted to start a habit up. l hear they are far far worse for your health (emphasima develops much quicker and a whole host of other nasties) than ordinary cigarettes.
When l first read the title of the topic l thought it was about girls. 
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#6 2007-12-05 09:22:10
- Brownshoe
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Re: Your first time with a Hooker?
My first time was at a college party. The device was immense, maybe four feet tall, filled with something contraband--I think it was slightly more exotic than the usual sticky green, because it had a ruinous effect on me unlike anything I'd experienced before or since.
I literally forgot how to walk, and slept that night on the front lawn of German House, next to the dessicated corpse of a squirrel.
I suppose that's a pretty dull story; if the subject of this thread was actually what the title indicated, I'd have a hair-raising yarn for you.
#8 2007-12-05 09:59:40
- Brownshoe
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Re: Your first time with a Hooker?
There was a regrettable "emulating Henry Miller" phase in my desperate youth.
There's no idiot like a pretentious idiot.
Thank God for penicillin.
#10 2007-12-05 14:42:32
- SubtleCool
- Ivy, but subtle with it.
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Re: Your first time with a Hooker?
Strangely enough, in a restaurant not far from Simons.
Me? Conspicuous? Lady, I'm the invisible man.
#12 2007-12-05 16:12:21
- laxplayer
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Re: Your first time with a Hooker?
We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true.
#13 2007-12-05 20:49:10
- captainpreppy
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Re: Your first time with a Hooker?
I don't recall ever having smoked a hookah. I think they had some degree of popularity for doing weed back in the heyday of the hippie-doper era.
What a disappointment! I thought this thread was going to be about hookers. Plenty of tales to tell there, of course, although that topic would probably be more at home on SF.
#14 2007-12-05 21:04:35
- Coolidge
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Re: Your first time with a Hooker?
I have never had a hooker or a hookah, though the latter were popular at college. I enjoy drinking but I avoid smoke-related things because of asthma, and a general opinion about health.
As for hookers, the possibility of contracting HIV looms much to large to ever consider it.
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