A man was arrested for allegedly having sex with a sofa that was left out on the curb. The man now faces some jail time.
According to Digital Spy, Gerard P Streator, 46, was charged last week with one count of lewd and lascivious behavior after an off-duty policeman allegedly saw him performing sex acts on a couch that was left out as trash.
According to New York Daily, the incident occurred back on September 3. Officer Ryan Edwards says that he saw Streator with his pants down, and it looked as if he was making love to someone on the couch. However, there was nobody else there, and when Edwards called out to Streator, he took off running with his pants still down.
According to Global Post, police say that Streator was trying to get satisfaction by thrusting his penis between the couch's cushions.
I've seen video of men having sex with a tree and a car tailpipe.
I'm not sure what's worse -- that this sort of thing happens or that someone captures the tender moment and I watch it.
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