There's a lovely advert currently on Ebay for something called 'Giggle Knickers'. It's my theory that The Artist Formerly Known As Woofboxer invented these in an idle moment, tried - and failed - to get Yuca to model them and, in desperation, turned to Sammy Ambrose and his chums instead. Now, as Barfing Pug, he is a trifle muted. Come home, Woof. Your real place is with your old pals on 'Talk Ivy'.
I was highly relieved when Ebay finally removed that ad for police recruitment, unintentionally funny though it was.
As I have said elsewhere, I have a misplaced and misunderstood sense of humour.
But, when I'm withdrawing cash at the bank, the pretty lady behind the counter should know better than to ask me what I plan to spend it on.
'Ah, well, you see, I'm visiting a whore this afternoon and she's rather expensive...'