It's always sad when they try to beach themselves. No one knows why they do it.
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Brosnan went from Goldfinger to Lardass.
Brosnan went from Thunderball to Thunderthighs.
Die Another Day to Diet Went Away?
Octopussy to Tonsofpussy?
Last edited by AQG (2008-01-18 12:07:29)
I'd still do him, no wait.
Brosnan went from Octopussy to Fried Calamari With Tartar Sauce
This is probably all too harsh. I'm sure she's a very nice girl. There's just no way in Hell that you could eject her through the sunroof of an Aston Martin.
Brosnan went from Diamonds Are Forever to Pork Rinds and Beer Are Forever.
For Your Eyes Only to Her Large Thighs Only.
EDIT: I can just imagine Sheena Easton crooning it.
Last edited by AQG (2008-01-18 12:21:54)
From the Spy Who Loved Me to the Wife Who Crushed Me.
EDIT: From The World Is Not Enough to My Wife's Not Big Enough.
Last edited by AQG (2008-01-18 12:30:06)
Brosnan went from A View To A Kill to A View To A Smorgasbord
From Moonraker to Earthshaker.
Brosnan went from Die Another Day to All-You-Can-Eat Buffet
From On Her Majesty's Secret Service to Keely Shaye Smith's Too Large To Service
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Brosnan went from Dr. No to Dr. Atkins
From The Man With the Golden Gun to The Girl With the Giant Buns.
Brosnan went from Casino Royale to Clams Casino
From Live and Let Die to Lipo and Deep Fry
Brosnan went from The Man With The Golden Gun to The Man With The Double Chin
If what Brosnan is is "fat," I'm going to kill myself.
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From Tomorrow Never Dies to McDonald's Super Size.