Dear God in Heaven - after viewing the above photograph-Iam going for a lay down in a darkened room - with an extra large size bottle of johnsons baby oil.
Thanks for posting Big Tony.
Gonna` spank the monkey-real good.
Is this a picture of Heather Mills-Mcartney?
the picture on the left clearly indicates one leg is longer than the other?
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Always happens. Damn. Reminds me of a party afew months ago. Things were crazy! Sex, drugs and rock n roll all night (not that l did any of those things ). Anyway.....l fell in love with this hot chick wiff big hooters and a short skirt. l sang and she played the drums while others played various instruments (rock music played at 2 in the mornin'). When it came to cracking onto her, she started talking. lt was then that l discovered she was a man. lt looked like a model. That was the end of that. A couple of the blokes had him later in the back room though.
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Chatting up.
l did a show last month at a certain place. Should have seen all the trannies there. A well known area for colourful characters. Never go there alone. lf a hot girl offers you a drink, you NEVER take it.
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l fell in love wiff another girl years ago. She dressed super slutty, looked hot, had hot tatts and had a sexy husky voice. Afew week later, l was doing my shoo-lace up and saw her cuming along the path. Next thing l saw was a pair of balls under her skirt, l couldn't believe it! She was a punk rocker. She/he even got cracked onto by a priest lol.
Neadless to say....i've wised up to all that crap now.
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Cross dressers are funny. I have a couple of friends who do it, and while I have never seen them in drag, I can't imagnine that they make very attractive women.
A funny story... During college, my wife worked as a receptionist in a beauty salon downtown to make ends meet. One of the stylists was a Philipino guy who cross dressed at night. He was the type who would obviously make a pretty hot woman. One day, one of his clients was talking to him about his bachelor party that night. The hairdresser had always had a bit of a crush on the guy, so he decided to get all tarted up and show up at the bar the guy mentioned. long story short, he went back to the guys house and blew him. Either the guy never knew, or he didn't care as he continued to see the same stylist, even after getting married.
To Tony:
We are man. Aussies are very laid back people and always find an excuse for a good time.
We are blokes just actin' like blokes. We always have been blokes, and we will continue to be blokes.
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Oh god....after re-reading everything l wrote, something tells me i'm going regret spilling my guts tommorra.
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