Why does the Old Man let the Clown copyright this event? Since it's the Old Man's membership lists which are being combed for attendees. Not the Clown's probably non-existant client list.

The Clown must be paying for it.

The Old Man is still sharp with the money, count on it.

Will there be a bearded lady in attendence?
Or perhaps even a lady who is a beard?

What?

Mr. Monkey is only talking about Girl-On-Girl.

Nothing as Het. for a Red Blooded chap.

- Where did you go to school?

"A TripleK Production"?

... so that's ...   K.K.K.  ?

Oh Fuck!

Run for it -

There's a real underpinning sense of cynicism and sadness to the whole thing, trying to rip off people by hawking $10,000 suits and $800 shirts made by faux "artisans" and vulgarians who boast about having the "balls" to charge exhorbitant prices, all under the pretense of preserving the sartorial arts.  The people involved with the event together look like a police lineup.  I want to take a shower after reading the putrid and cheesy announcement.

SARTSPLOITATION !!!

(I just made that up!)

Also from the photos: tailoring maestro Raphael Rafaelli might consider a slightly shorter jacket, but certainly shortening those pants by and inch, or two.

Mantoni is doing the one leg forward pose, as per old Master paintings. After you've done the "hailing a taxi" test with your new bespoke suit, the "Louis XIV by Rigaud" pose is the next thing to try. Third and last, is the "table end" test, since you're a bitch anyway get used to the position.

'Author Michael Anton and Senior Moderator John Cusey'

i wonder whether any of these mods have business cards with their titles on them.