Film Noir Buff Style Forum / Should I Have a Nose Job?

Taylor McIntyre · 2008-02-26 12:30:34

Both my sisters have & my brother is considering one now too.

I look like this:

http://www.leaptoad.com/ahp/bronxzoo/bignose.jpg

Yet I still earn a living and somehow manage to live life.

Do you think that if I halved my nose my Internet posts would double in quality?

i only want to be the best that i can be.

Help me?

J.

Voltaire's Bastard · 2008-02-26 12:40:10

Tony Ventresca · 2008-02-26 12:41:01

Perhapsthemoneyshouldbespentonapenisextensioninsteadthenyoucanearnsomeextramoneyposingformagazinesandhaveabitmorefuntoo.

Cheeky Monkey · 2008-02-26 13:53:32

Uncle - keep the big nose - all the best people have them - besides it defines your character.

Someone looking for you doesn`t say "has any one seen Jim - about this high - wearing loafers and a button down collar shirt"

Do they fuck say that

No- someone looking for you says-" anyone seen Jim - geezer with the big hooter" -

everyone knows who you are by this feature.

Oh and your cordouroy cap.

Last edited by Cheeky Monkey (2008-02-26 14:56:47)

I Should Be Working · 2008-02-26 14:01:25

That leaves owen wilson's phallic nose desperate for a pump.

Fogey · 2008-02-26 15:20:07

Grow a full beard - you'll be unbanned and invited to join the cognoscenti.

Taylor McIntyre · 2008-02-27 01:23:26

Good advice from everybody, thanks.

My Bro. is just hitting 40 and cutting off his nose & moving to Cornwall are his new obsessions.
I suspect he has committed some awful crime and is trying to evade punishment by running away in disguise.

Anybody else do anything interesting when they hit 40?

I guess it was at that age that I really moved my trolling up a gear into the performance art it is starting to become.

Maybe I should have had a wild fling with Mrs Peters instead?

Too late now. What a thing it is to be a middle-aged accountant...

Never mind.

Off to blow my nose now -

I may be gone some time.

edhillpr · 2008-02-27 10:46:28

Keep the nose. It could easily make you the best goal keeper for some Girls Ball games club, if used properly.

Taylor McIntyre · 2008-02-27 10:52:27

I've had a very dirty PM about all this and I want you to know that no I never have and do you think my wife would stand for that sort of carry on anyway?

And for your information the difference in length between the two organs in question is a good six and a half inches.

But I'm not saying which one is the biggest.

mike · 2008-02-27 10:56:46

^ that dirty PM was not from me, just so everyone knows. LOL besides who besides the mrs and your tailor would care about size anyway

Taylor McIntyre · 2008-02-28 00:43:37

I told my wife about the dirty PM just to show her what I have to put up with and she laughed. A lot.

But ever since then I've noticed her looking at my nose in a funny speculative way.

I would ask her what she's thinking but I'm scared of what she might say.

Cheeky - What would you do?

Thanks.

Cheeky Monkey · 2008-02-28 01:17:02

Aw come on Uncle- I`m far to obvious for you to be even asking the question- however I would perhaps consider surpassing the suggestion made with the purchase of flavoured massage oils and a great big dildo.

Taylor McIntyre · 2008-02-28 01:26:00

If one was to employ one's nose in the matter which we are delicately not being too explicit about would one have invented a new practice?

Could it be named after me and put into those instruction manuals that you hear about?

That would be quite something.

I wonder if I could patent the idea...

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Moose Maclennan · 2008-02-28 01:40:34

Jimming does have the right sound about it, as far as these things go.
Sorry, didn't mean to nose in on your discussion.

Taylor McIntyre · 2008-02-28 01:47:09

I like that very much.

Pink Jimming

Brown Jimming

Oral Jimming

If I make any money out of selling this idea, Moose, then you can have half.

Taylor McIntyre · 2008-02-28 05:21:05

I wouldn't want to be Jimmed by him:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/98/Xiphias_gladius1.jpg

You?

mike · 2008-02-28 05:29:42

dock jimming

cheese jimming

peg jimming

i gotta stop learning things from Cheeky Monkey

Taylor McIntyre · 2008-02-28 05:31:59

I wonder if anybody has ever Double-Jimmed their bitch in a spitroast?

Cheeky?

Cheeky Monkey · 2008-02-28 07:40:12

I once made a gal air tight with the assistance of a friend who`s nick name was Jimminey cricket - does this count?

Cheeky Monkey · 2008-02-28 07:46:31

Uncle -I would like to see you record a cover version of the Bob Marley classic -Jammming - the change of one small vowel - which could be regarded as poetic licence would add a whole new meaning.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-xkjdAAmAY

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Cheeky Monkey · 2008-02-28 07:48:08

I can no longer refer to master monkeys pyjamas as jim jams without smiling

Taylor McIntyre · 2008-02-28 09:43:57

Cheeky Monkey · 2008-02-28 10:02:51

Come now Mrs.David dearest sit on my face -I shall guess your weight.

Taylor McIntyre · 2008-02-28 10:08:15

You wouldn't believe how happy I am with the words 'Nasal Wastrel'...

LOCK THIS THREAD NOW!!!!!!

mike · 2008-02-28 10:43:40

does anybody else's nose itch, or is it just me?

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