"Man that is born of a woman hath but a short time to live, and is full of misery. He cometh up, and is cut down, like a flower; he fleeth as it were a shadow, and never continueth in one stay. Job 14:1-2"

Hmmmm -

OK, Men are born of women & don't last that long. This we know.
But being miserable is a choice though, no?
Men do indeed come up like flowers and pop off in a similar way. I'm with you there.

So that's that.

Some other menswear forums have talked about what you would like to be buried in (Oh yes they have), but we aren't some other forum -

So:

The bedroom door bursts open, the outraged husband storms in: "What the hell do you think you're doing with my wife?" he yells in the wavering voice of every cuckold since time began...

What clothes do you try to reach for (neatly folded by the side of the bed or strewn across the bedroom floor) to make your escape before he shoots you?

What clobber would you face your final fuck in?


J.