Quick!!!
Write your epitaph here before it's too late and somebody else does it for you -
HURRY!!!
Russell_Street:
"Social mobility is nothing. Only spiritual mobility counts."
J.
FNB:
"He died with his Edward Greens on"
Russell_Street:
"He said you couldn't hope to drink beer in the garden without swallowing a lot of drowned ants...
... Yet he still kept drinking in the garden."
My epitaph was coined by my best friend some years ago--a simple, three-letter word:
FOP
"Fuck 'em even if they can take a joke."
"Here he lies; a lawyer once, a lawyer eternally."
Or (riffing on VB): "Interred upon Old Ned, the horse he rode in on."
Such fun; more later, perhaps. (That's a comment on the topic; but, as I think about it, not a bad epitaph.)
Spike Milligan's was pretty good :-
'I told you I was not well.'
In keeping with the theme of this forum:
“Never bested; often worsted.”
“Rest in Piece Goods.”