Not pretty enough Tony. The baby face babe in my avator is heaps prettier.
l only go out with girls that are pretty. l know it's silly and wrong, but l can't help it. l'm a sucker for a pretty face and will do almost anything to get them (the pretty faces) . Never marry...gotta keep `em young.
Last edited by The_Shooman (2008-06-15 20:02:57)
^ You would love the girl outside my office right now. She's a sales chick from another business in our office park and she's parading up and down the parking lot (yapping on her cell phone) wearing a thin, thin sundress which is short everywhere and barely covers up anything. She also must work out 'cause her legs are all muscle. Black hair, black sunglasses. Her body language says she'd be up for anything.
I'm sitting here wishing I was in that league, but alas no.
We struggle on!
Last edited by The_Shooman (2008-06-16 08:23:49)
It's agonizing. I want to run out there and lick every inch of her.
That's the problem with some of those girls. l'm really close to a really really hot girl who's like that. She wears skimpy stuff, has an awesome personality and has lots of really hot slutty tatts (Both arms, ankles, tramp stamp, large upper back tattoo, writing on the back of neck). Problem is that she is a gold digger and loves her pot. She'd clean me out after 6 months, get a baby out of me, and would be a real bitch during her periods. l don't want gold diggers who are heavy pot smokers. Dangerous girl....gotta force myself to keep out of her body: soooo hard.
Last edited by The_Shooman (2008-06-16 08:47:57)
I'd award her a Wang.
I know of no higher praise.
I saw Joan Rivers on television a night or two ago. I was thinking she looked pretty good with her new botox. Enough that I'd do her. She's about 75, but if I gave her a couple of lines of blow, I bet she'd be really fun.
Would you bestow your own personal Wang upon her?
Last edited by Moose Maclennan (2008-06-18 14:31:34)
Oh thank God for Japanese schoolgirls...
My future ex-wife is outside again this time in a two-piece gray suit with skirt. It fits her perfectly (I leave that to your imagination). Today the girl from the landscaping service is mucking about in the gardens and weeds. She's covered in dirt and sweat. I would refuse to let her shower first.
Goodness! Today my future ex-wife has a sheath dress on, but realized in nightie proportions. Just barely long enough and just barely high enough, with two super thin sphaghetti straps to fight gravity. And the ubiquitous heels of course.
^^ the lady above - has to have put her knickers on the wrong way round-the labels to the front-Yes?
Last edited by Cheeky Monkey (2008-06-23 14:28:33)
Nerdgasm:
http://www.bamkapow.com/gallery_photo.phtml?gk=22&gpk=203
Is there a wonder woman convention?
I always liked Super girl more:
http://www.bamkapow.com/gallery_photo.phtml?gk=11&gpk=89
Although, for the record, I like Bat Girl most.