Don't go up to a cockneeeey gezzahhh and ask him which 'atelier' he commissioned his suit from. The only atelier he's likely to 'ave 'eard of was a Hun.

Given the bellicose nationalistic political beliefs of most members of AAAC, it is fortunate for them that the English are a easy-going, good-natured lot who loved to be reminded that the American colonists defeated Cornwallis at Yorktown and thereby attained independence from "The Mother Country."  Another sure-fire way to ingratiate oneself with one's English hosts is to take every opportunity to loudly annonuce that the United States "bailed out" Britain and its Allies in both World War I and World War II.   This tactic is particularly appreciated in one of the many  working-class bars, or "pubs,"  that one might stumble across in such colorful neighborhoods as Brixton, Debden, or Bexleyheath.   Just stroll inside one of these drinking establishments and shout that "the Yanks" have arrived to save "the Limeys" once again.  The jovial roughhousing that should follow will make for a memorable episode in one's vacation in Ye Olde Merrie England.

Last edited by Voltaire's Bastard (2008-06-22 16:03:18)

You know, the most effective advice I can offer is the following.  It goes for England or the continent.

If ever one encounters a local who does not understand your question or directive, repeat the response in an increasingly elevated and slower tone, while also simplifying the message.  Something said loud and slow, over and over, will break through any culture or language barrier.

Good advice on the 'net:

Women are not allowed upstairs on buses; if you see a woman there ask her politely to descend.

Fun Travel Tip #34

Most everything in Europe is really old - after all, its where civilization began.  Wherever you go, enquire if there is an old torture chamber in the basement or cellar.  Locals love retelling legend and lore, and these rooms can make for funny family pics to put on future Christmas cards.