This needs a disclaimer, something like "May not lather on smooth or shaved skin" or "Repeated scrubbing with bar may produce calloused skin.  This is considered normal."

When I was a kid we didnt have those sissy soaps that got you clean and left you smelling like one of them fancy eastern bordellas. When I was a kid if you wanted to get clean you had to use tree bark  without water to scrub yourself...and that's the way we liked it!

Real men reek of leather, wool, pussy, sweat, tobacco, and whiskey.  Jan would perhaps add gunsmoke.  In olden times we also stank of horses and their fodder, but in our degenerate age this is rare.

Last edited by Voltaire's Other Bastard (2008-07-16 14:02:18)