Article is dumb, but many of the comments are quite good. So good they offer better advice than most of the internet men's clothing message boards, er fora.

I loved the response, "He looks like a GUY. He doesn't look like a FOP." That same respondent complained that too many men were preoccupied with their grooming and clothes and looked like a bunch of "closet homos."

At least in my part of the country, when I am out and about, the only man I see preoccupied with grooming and clothes is when I see my reflection in a shop window!

In defense of HRH, he may have been trying to be as inconspicuous as possible to make his way through the airport without being pestered.