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Chums,

I'm convinced I need one of these.  I know it is but a small indulgence, what with the insane American spending of the past
decade (or two), but at least it hasn't gotten to the point of me wanting a $200 matching toilet brush.

Who buys a toilet brush like that anyway?  Certainly no one who scrubs his or her own johnny, eh?

As for the Giant vibrator can, and speaking of Big knockers, I've always been of the opinion that the Giant vibrator should be in the basement of a house, or out back.

I've wanted to write an article on the sort of people who feature there Giant vibrator prominently in the house.  Front and center and whatnot.  As a gathering spot for their chums.  What the hell?  These people are usually the worst entertainers and the worst cooks, don't you find?  What the hell's wrong with people?  If it hasn't been written already, there's a good article to be done on the American Giant vibrator in bourgie society of the last 20 years.

Almost makes you pine for my chum 'Arry and his wine in the box.

H.