Dear FNB,

When buying a suit do you always have to get the pants?

I work sitting down (I have a white collar job) so nobody would ever know.

Also what's with all the talk about how a jacket fits on the MBs? Surely what counts is how it looks on a hanger.

My jackets are mainly seen by my collegeues at work hanging up behind me in my cubicle.

Yrs -

Sartorious Rex

Dear FNB,

Your advice please:

http://www.discountbicycles.co.uk/biz/section.php?xSec=4126&gclid=CN60xsudpJgCFc0a3godbiLmlw

Which one says CEO?

Just to give you a little background about myself I am:

Name: Mr. Bryan Pallister
Date of Birth: 24th Febuary
Address: 27A The Villas, Fernst, Nr. Cheshold, Penstbury, PB26 7AU.
Telephone: 01986 711249
Sex: Male
Marital Status: Single
Nationality: British

Education

1983-1987 Mostyn Road Junior School (Now renamed The Clinstall School)
1987-1994 Badly Martin County High School: 10 GCSEs, 5 A levels - Economics, History, Maths, General Studies
1994 - to date Bristol University, Bristol, studying for a BA in Economics

Work History

1988-1989: Paper Round for Collins Newsagents
Delivered newspapers for 50 people ensuring early morning promptitude in my dispensatory role.
1994-1995: Assistant Bar Manager, The Heidi Hole Club, Bristol.
I became familiar with the full range of products supplied in the bar and enjoyed striking up a rapport with customers. (Left after disagreement with the manager)

Extracurricular Activities

Entertainments Officer, The Brisol Bears University society.
Captain of the University Men's Hockey Team

General Skills

Conversational Skills
Word Procesing Skills
Motivational Speaker
Driving Licence (6 points)

References

Dr Alan Lassner, Bristol University, Bristol.
Mrs E. Pallister, 27A The Villas, Fernst, Nr. Cheshold, Penstbury, PB26 7AU.

I once had a bit of a carry on- with a girl who could do the above-the wonder to behold of a "bendy" young lady performing self cunnilingus- is a thrill every red bloodied male should experience at least once in his lifetime.

I have still to attain the holy grail of self fellatio- and the older I become the accomplishment seems more distant-I am told if you have but one vertebrae removed -it is possible.