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#1 2009-02-11 20:36:10
- Ernesto
- Dog Slayer
- Posts: 160
Could you kill for clothes
Imagine that someone tries to steal all your marvels ?
Could you kill him ?
I guess I could.
Last edited by Ernesto (2009-02-11 20:57:55)
#2 2009-02-11 20:45:21
- The_Shooman
- A pretty face
- From: AUSTRALIA
- Posts: 13195
Re: Could you kill for clothes
l wouldn't kill them, but i'd dust their teeth off with a good ole knuckle sandwhich. A skull full of knuckles never hurt no-one, especially if they're bad people.
Last edited by The_Shooman (2009-02-11 20:57:17)
#5 2009-02-11 21:09:17
- The_Shooman
- A pretty face
- From: AUSTRALIA
- Posts: 13195
Re: Could you kill for clothes
Ernest: l think it's time to find a rich wife mate. A bloke like yourself obviously NEEDS the best of luxury in everything (private jet, castle, bespoke clothes/shoos), so advertise and ask a lady to provide it for you.
l'll be a loving and faithful husband, just buy me the following:
* Castle (with crocadiles in the moat)
* Rolls Royce
* 500 lounge suit/sportscoat bespoke wardrobe
* 100 shoo bespoke collection
* 80 of the best handmade morning suits (i'd wear morning suits for half the week if l had a castle)
* 800 pieces of worldclass handmade silk neckwear (Ascots, cravats, ties, bow ties).
* 70 Tuxedo's for night.
* 100 custom made top hats, 300 fedora's
* 5 or 6 custom made `pith helmets'. They would be perfect for the aussie bush.
Last edited by The_Shooman (2009-02-11 21:32:15)
#11 2009-02-12 00:04:32
- The_Shooman
- A pretty face
- From: AUSTRALIA
- Posts: 13195
Re: Could you kill for clothes
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#12 2009-02-16 20:43:12
- Ernesto
- Dog Slayer
- Posts: 160
Re: Could you kill for clothes
Well, the only killer on the forum is an Aussie.
Does it mean that there is a criminal gene ?
#13 2009-02-16 21:26:54
- Marc Grayson
- Member
- Posts: 8860
Re: Could you kill for clothes
A pigeon once shit on a brand new bespoke sport coat I wore for the first time and, candidly, I was so pissed, if I could, I would have blown its fucking head off.
"‘The sense of being perfectly well dressed gives a feeling of inner tranquility which even religion is powerless to bestow." Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Looking good and dressing well is a necessity. Having a purpose in life is not." Oscar Wilde