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#1 2009-03-16 09:06:42
- Film Noir Buff
- Dandy Nightmare
- From: Devil's Island
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Xtreme iGent fantasy?
Is it sailing into the sunset to Anderson and Sheppard to be outfitted in a drape suit, having the entire country begin wearing the stroller everywhere or seeing suits produced in 20oz wools reminiscent of that lazy, crazy summer of 1914?
#2 2009-03-16 09:41:42
- Tony Ventresca
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Re: Xtreme iGent fantasy?
Certainly having a crowd of your adoring public, plus a bunch of reporters in fedoras, show up to the docks to see you off on the ocean liner crossing the Atlantic. You will reluctantly wave to the people assembled, plus trade a few witty one-liners with the reporters, who will laugh and take photos of your lovely & intelligent wife (in pearls). You will board, accompanied by the First Officer, and stroll slowly to your first class cabin, shaking hands with fellow passengers on the way.
#3 2009-03-16 10:24:35
- John Rotten
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Re: Xtreme iGent fantasy?
Don't forget the waxed moustache and cigarette, held jauntily in the left hand, just like the old Apparel Arts plates... Oh, and the ever present, homoerotic male travelling companion always hanging around, keeping an eye on his old chum..
#4 2009-03-16 12:17:22
- Film Noir Buff
- Dandy Nightmare
- From: Devil's Island
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Re: Xtreme iGent fantasy?
I'm sure this is an iGent's worst nightmare.
Here's an iGent addressing the first Devil's Island convention:
http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/pirates-convention/27154/
#5 2009-03-16 17:12:45
- Bishop of Briggs
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Re: Xtreme iGent fantasy?
Isn't the stroller fad on AKAC over? Very Captain Peacock!
Contrary to lies of FNB and Woofboxer, I (and most of the other "Buff Bastards") have been banned from posting on this forum. There are only a few posters left so don't waste your time on here. This forum is dead and nobody cares.
#7 2009-03-16 20:17:31
- Marc Grayson
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Re: Xtreme iGent fantasy?
RJman dreaming of being able to reach up to the shirting tables at Charvet and not needing a high chair for fittings.
"‘The sense of being perfectly well dressed gives a feeling of inner tranquility which even religion is powerless to bestow." Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Looking good and dressing well is a necessity. Having a purpose in life is not." Oscar Wilde
#8 2009-03-16 20:47:06
- AQG
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Re: Xtreme iGent fantasy?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090316/od_nm/us_britain_village
#11 2009-03-17 07:18:44
- Tony Ventresca
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Re: Xtreme iGent fantasy?
iGents also dream about being taller than 5'-0" (but for most it will never happen, iin spite of the growth hormones & massages by Mark...ooo he has such strong hands).
#12 2009-03-17 07:31:03
- tripchauncey
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Re: Xtreme iGent fantasy?
Chums,
Let us not forget lackeys or underlings. An iGent must have those to regale with bon mots and to tersely tell off when not up to iGent standards.
Cheerio.
#13 2009-03-17 15:17:55
- Bishop of Briggs
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Re: Xtreme iGent fantasy?
The classic iGent fantasy is to be told by a lady in a bar that he looks like James Bond/Duke of Windsor/Cary Grant. He will eagerly accept her invitation to "come back to my place" but will run away when asked for his credit card upon arrival.
Contrary to lies of FNB and Woofboxer, I (and most of the other "Buff Bastards") have been banned from posting on this forum. There are only a few posters left so don't waste your time on here. This forum is dead and nobody cares.
#14 2009-03-17 20:40:46
- DapperDan
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Re: Xtreme iGent fantasy?
Their ultimate fantasy would be two iGents, one cup...