'Ello!
I'm Jim.
I'm Just Jim.
I like Jazz & Ivy & often end sentences like this...
I look forward to getting to know you all & sharing the contents of my attic with you.
'Appy Easter - He is risen! He is risen indeed!
Hosanna to you all -
Jim
Jim, let me be the first to welcome you to this forum. A very nice chap called 'Russell Street' would have been first in line to do the meeting and greeting, but he was waylaid by a war party of trads who beat him so horrendously with their polka dot bow ties he...
Sniff, sniff.
I can't go on...
We must pray for them.
Personally I'm fresh from my tabernacle (I sloped off early as I can't stand the tea there) and am heading for a right old blow out with all the Jim clan...
At the table we always lay an empty space. Today it will be for this Russell of whom you speak. Was he righteous?
You'll find it a lot like Facebook in a way, only for chaps. And the occasional peacock, cock.
I'm going to add you to my wall of friendship.
I used to be a brunette, btw. I'm just trying to give you a flavour of what I'm like.
Star sign: Leo
Not only righteous, but a true friend to the outcast and despised, both Hebrew and goy, straight and, well, flexible. And they, incidentally, to himself. (I'm sorry, Himself, Jimself). Some suitable Latin inscription will be dug up: Ovid or Juvenal would seem likely sources.
Sounds familiar. The Russell Street I knew was kind, modest, exeptionally good-looking, and never wore an M and S white towelling sock after hearing that a nebbish named Elms had once done same. He became a - I don't quite know how you'd phrase it - a god, I suppose, a guru. Roll away the stone...
For All The Young Dudes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Sih9OVokuQ
Oh go on then - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhB02MP_okE
I feel embraced - Thank you.
I'm keen to meet so many of you: AQG, Sick O'Fanatic, CMC, Quay, Mike, DB...
Is he him: http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/55952906.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1939847EC77F5F8D1CEC442330F83F2F45BA40A659CEC4C8CB6
?????
He is the man who tells us he knows about "Ivy-Style" and so I ask.
- I am new.
Help?
This too is him but small: http://media.linkedin.com/mpr/mpr/shrink_80_80/p/3/000/00b/290/1b6a87b.jpg
It's "Ivy-Style", yes?
Oh, I've fund this too - http://www.ivy-style.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/mypicture.jpg
Is this right?
Russell Street was prone to beat his meat
Just Jim is really into quim...