The News reports taliban are shaving their beards and trying to melt into the general populace. My local Person of Pakistani heritage and indian import shopowner, a lovely Sikhe laughed and said people in mother India tan like everybody and a bunch of guys with fair lower faces and dark noses and foreheads better brew some cowdung and darjeeling skin toner.
Wamu insulted men once with their Eddie Murphy clone dealing with 3 piece suit,tie and pocket squared tired old white guys.
If some  Wall Street talibans thinks a Queer Eye for the Straight Guy makeover   will actually work, I have some Countrywide financed beachfront porperty in Elko Nevada for collateral.

Last edited by Chris Kavanaugh (2009-05-18 19:38:10)

Person of Pakistani heritage? Sikhe (surely you mean sikh?) If this is the level of intelligence shown on this forum. I'll go back to Talk Ivy...

The bankers will have to bring back the top hat and monocle.

And spats.

Goodness me Chris, we are a seething little cauldron of bile aren't we. I thought you told us you are a student of Bhuddism, perhaps you need to study a touch harder (not just Wikipedia) and calm yourself. Or maybe it's an age thing? Do you find yourself shouting at the TV a lot these days chum? Tell me, did you excavate your opinions on your last dig?
The simple fact is, you made a stupid mistake and we all would have respected you more if you had just come clean and apologised if you had offended anyone, but sadly you're not that kind of guy. Like a child you tried to lie your way out of the situation and then threw your foul mouthed little tantrum. It's obvious you see yourself as some intellectual collossus striding across these forums and it must be hard when someone pricks your inflated ego.
As for being PC,  i'm far from it in fact, but I do know when something is wrong and unfair, so sorry mate but I had to speak up.
I can see why you love 'Gone with the wind' so much Chris, I can imagine you as Rhett, having Beaulah the maid iron your Brooks Brothers pointy hood for your klan night.
Oh yeah, i'd love the police gear mate, then I can pretend to be something i'm not too,(The internets great for inventing a fantasy past for youself isn't it?)
So, old chum, take a deep breath, and why not enthrall(!) us all with one of your thrilling(!) celebrity anacdotes. Swish swish!

I apologise for that outburst FNB. Chris and I have both had a rant and said some rather unpleasant things. So I am prepared to call it quits and agree to disagree. With all respects to you FNB.