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#1 2009-06-05 09:13:30

The_Shooman
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Matt Preston (masterchef)

 

#2 2009-06-05 09:26:32

The Beatnik
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Re: Matt Preston (masterchef)

I like him better when he's dressed as Dame Edna Everage...

 

#3 2009-06-05 13:04:50

The Ace Face
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Re: Matt Preston (masterchef)

Looks like a typical uptown junky to me. These food critics have taken the place of sex in the middle classes. 

Beatnik is right, there is a certain Dame Edna Everage charm about the chap.  If he's such a great food critic, has he ever reviewed a packet of crisps or a chicken vindaloo?


Draped and sculpted hep cat suit - as worn by His Royal Hepness, Cab Calloway

 

#4 2009-06-05 14:14:02

Vaclav
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Re: Matt Preston (masterchef)

Does he suffer from, wheat gas ?

 

#5 2009-06-05 14:26:11

yachtie
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Re: Matt Preston (masterchef)

The ascot plays as schtick- not style. Fail.

 

#6 2009-06-05 14:29:57

The Ace Face
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Re: Matt Preston (masterchef)

I don't know, he looks like he's suffering to me, possibly from Etro/Duchamp cravat syndrome. Secondly, from having one's metabolism destroyed through one's lifestyle of not eating the right kind of organic faye, or not eating at all, due to er, well,  lifestyle commitments.

No disrespect, I wouldn't trust anyone looking that degenerate with that embalmed leather skin advising me about which restaurant has the best horse devourings, or the best champagne or black forest gateau  (please note: "g" is not silent and yes, I live in a world where restaurants still serve Black Forest Gateaux and Skol lager on draft).


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#7 2009-06-05 20:54:04

The_Shooman
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Re: Matt Preston (masterchef)

 

#8 2009-06-06 08:13:16

The_Shooman
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Re: Matt Preston (masterchef)

 

#9 2009-06-06 08:27:28

Film Noir Buff
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#10 2009-06-06 08:29:21

The_Shooman
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#11 2010-05-18 03:42:04

The_Shooman
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Re: Matt Preston (masterchef)

When l was buying some cravats last weekend l asked the sales assistant if cravat sales have gone up since the show Masterchef. The girl confirmed that there have been a bunch of Matt Preston wannabes who have taken up wearing cravats since the show. smile

 

#12 2010-05-18 04:51:41

Bishop of Briggs
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Re: Matt Preston (masterchef)


Contrary to lies of FNB and Woofboxer, I (and most of the other "Buff Bastards") have been banned from posting on this forum. There are only a few posters left so don't waste your time on here. This forum is dead and nobody cares.

 

#13 2010-05-18 07:53:17

Maximilien de Robespierre
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#14 2010-05-18 08:47:28

Reckless Reggie
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Re: Matt Preston (masterchef)


I'm Reckless Reggie of the Regent Palace,
I'm in love with every gal;
I flirt with Maudie and I flirt with Alice,
I'm a real life Regent's pal.

 

#15 2010-05-18 10:07:55

ckav
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Re: Matt Preston (masterchef)

A local California instant celebrity is in jail. He was on World's Greatest Loser or something and went on to host a local cable cooking show about losing carbs and wrote a book. It seems his wife and childhood sweetheart is infertile. So he approached a Santa Monica homeless man to  cut her throat with a box cutter for $10,000- the bills cut in half and the second parts promised on completion. He changed his mind to simple strangulation. The homeless man went to the police. This chef's friends and neighbors are in denial; he's a loving husband, regular and active church goer and 'nice guy.'
I personally distrust skinny chefs; the late Jeff Smith; Methodist minister AKA The Frugal Gourmet was caught up in nasty sexual harrassment suits by young men.
Healthy or not, the Dom Delouises give me a sort of joy de vivre and goodwill; no "lean and hungry looks" here..
So, looking at him as food critic he does project a Lord Falstaff, Diamond Jim Brady,G.K. Chesterton bit of whimsy.
I'd break bread with him.

Last edited by ckav (2010-05-18 10:09:51)

 

#16 2010-05-19 08:28:50

fxh
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Re: Matt Preston (masterchef)

 

#17 2010-05-19 11:43:46

ckav
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Re: Matt Preston (masterchef)

Unlike Benny Hinn!

 

#18 2010-05-19 22:43:03

The_Shooman
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Posts: 13191

Re: Matt Preston (masterchef)

l saw Matt Preston last night on his show. He was wearing:

* three of his top buttons undone with a blue poker dot cravat
* white pants
* bone sportscoat
* medium blue shirt
* blue poker dot pocksquare as big as your fist. wink

He looked foul.

l've seen him in medium green and purple, pink pants and all types of horrendous things. His shoos are always horrendous.

 

#19 2010-05-20 04:51:56

fxh
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Re: Matt Preston (masterchef)

 

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