How to say absolutely nothing in 400+ words...

http://thelondonlounge.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=9639

The fist sentence of the first reply is...

You obviously missed the inscribed letters over the entrance
'SURRENDER ALL HOPE.YEA WHO ENTER'
We are the damned,  banned, the disenfranchised.
We've been screwed,blued and tattooed.
The Style forum crossed arms over their breasts and turned their backs on us.
Andyland held a mock State Funeral after the assassination, Allen Edmond Park Avenues thrust backwards in the stirrups of the riderless clothes horse led by Cruiser to a measured pace somewhere between 'Puttin on the Ritz and an anonymous adagio.
This is an asylum FROM encephaly fitted by the fedora lounge.

The idle aristocrats over at Andy's Trad forum add belt size to the growing list of life's complexities--this one is too big, should I get a size smaller?   Yes, that is indeed the question Pinkn'Green asks his soulmates.

http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?104964-Land-s-End-Surcingle-Dilemma


An excruciatingly tedious comparison of the $15 Bass Piece of crap to the $69 Bean piece of crap (only an iGent or somemone who still disassembles their bike wheel hubs and regreases the bearings could possibly get off on this) :

http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?104913-Bean-Camp-Moc-Very-Pleased


Much too infrequent FNB forum visitor MOOsbrugger Jr. recently asked why we don't criticize WAYWTers to their faces. Here's a typical response from an Andyvian to someone who suggested he button his jacket to better show the fit....now now, dearie, have a nice cuppa and just relax...:

http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?62656-What-Are-You-Wearing-Today&p=1099526#post1099526


Andy Mod FatassAccountant okays wearing of logo polos--mainly I'd guess because they are always free:

http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?104970-Business-Logo-d-Polos-Tacky


More idiots in need of Gil's shoe care treatise:

http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?104963-Ironing-or-steaming-shoes.-Really

Excellent finds all Popeye. Pink and Green must be a troll, he just hits too many of the Ask Andy archetypes. Air force reserve? No wonder he's in peak physical condition.

I couldn't make it all the way through the post about the various blucher moccasins. It read like a car review. I can't imagine what these iGents are doing to their bicycles:

"Gentlemen, I recently tried the Huffy "Commute-a-lot" and would like to share my experience. At $150.00 it's not exactly cheap, but I got mine at a deep discount because it had been involved in a fatal accident in the bike store parking lot. I'm so glad that I returned my Giant "Light blue Jeans and Sandals Tourabout", which was a considerably greater investment at $215.00. I couldn't really see a difference between the two bikes, each of which weighs a slim 38 pounds. Each is made of sturdy metal of some kind and includes several wheels and a seat. I disassembled and reassembled both bicycles and found that they contained about the same number of parts. I literally can't imagine how a $6,000 Pinarello or Ridely could possibly improve on either of these bicycles!"

They could avoid  angst with Andy's CD. It's a simple matter of Andy burning the CD and  buyer to learn how to measure a belt.
What keeps me awake at night is knowing these people probably hold key positions in society, vote, procreate and drive heavy gross wieght automobiles while texting and sucking a latte.

Popeye Doyle, your new avatar of Jovan playing with his yellow ducky is NSFW.