How to say absolutely nothing in 400+ words...
http://thelondonlounge.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=9639
The fist sentence of the first reply is...
So wait guys, let me get this straight. You guys snicker and snark about peoples' posts on other message boards here on this message board, in such talking "behind their back", instead of giving the same snark and critique on their forum. Is that correct? If so, why not just tell them about how awful they dress instead of telling each other?
You obviously missed the inscribed letters over the entrance
'SURRENDER ALL HOPE.YEA WHO ENTER'
We are the damned, banned, the disenfranchised.
We've been screwed,blued and tattooed.
The Style forum crossed arms over their breasts and turned their backs on us.
Andyland held a mock State Funeral after the assassination, Allen Edmond Park Avenues thrust backwards in the stirrups of the riderless clothes horse led by Cruiser to a measured pace somewhere between 'Puttin on the Ritz and an anonymous adagio.
This is an asylum FROM encephaly fitted by the fedora lounge.
"Allen Edmond Park Avenues thrust backwards in the stirrups of the riderless clothes horse led by Cruiser to a measured pace somewhere between 'Puttin on the Ritz and an anonymous adagio."
Thomas Pynchon, is that you?
Do you think that Cosmic Costi is a member here?
RR
The idle aristocrats over at Andy's Trad forum add belt size to the growing list of life's complexities--this one is too big, should I get a size smaller? Yes, that is indeed the question Pinkn'Green asks his soulmates.
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?104964-Land-s-End-Surcingle-Dilemma
An excruciatingly tedious comparison of the $15 Bass Piece of crap to the $69 Bean piece of crap (only an iGent or somemone who still disassembles their bike wheel hubs and regreases the bearings could possibly get off on this) :
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?104913-Bean-Camp-Moc-Very-Pleased
Much too infrequent FNB forum visitor MOOsbrugger Jr. recently asked why we don't criticize WAYWTers to their faces. Here's a typical response from an Andyvian to someone who suggested he button his jacket to better show the fit....now now, dearie, have a nice cuppa and just relax...:
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?62656-What-Are-You-Wearing-Today&p=1099526#post1099526
Andy Mod FatassAccountant okays wearing of logo polos--mainly I'd guess because they are always free:
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?104970-Business-Logo-d-Polos-Tacky
More idiots in need of Gil's shoe care treatise:
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?104963-Ironing-or-steaming-shoes.-Really
Excellent finds all Popeye. Pink and Green must be a troll, he just hits too many of the Ask Andy archetypes. Air force reserve? No wonder he's in peak physical condition.
I couldn't make it all the way through the post about the various blucher moccasins. It read like a car review. I can't imagine what these iGents are doing to their bicycles:
"Gentlemen, I recently tried the Huffy "Commute-a-lot" and would like to share my experience. At $150.00 it's not exactly cheap, but I got mine at a deep discount because it had been involved in a fatal accident in the bike store parking lot. I'm so glad that I returned my Giant "Light blue Jeans and Sandals Tourabout", which was a considerably greater investment at $215.00. I couldn't really see a difference between the two bikes, each of which weighs a slim 38 pounds. Each is made of sturdy metal of some kind and includes several wheels and a seat. I disassembled and reassembled both bicycles and found that they contained about the same number of parts. I literally can't imagine how a $6,000 Pinarello or Ridely could possibly improve on either of these bicycles!"
Oh dear.
A 'review' of the Camp Moc? How very Un-Trad!
This level of stuff should only be like getting supplies - Use 'em & lose 'em.
THAT'S THE POINT.
They could avoid angst with Andy's CD. It's a simple matter of Andy burning the CD and buyer to learn how to measure a belt.
What keeps me awake at night is knowing these people probably hold key positions in society, vote, procreate and drive heavy gross wieght automobiles while texting and sucking a latte.
Once I tied my tie too tight & I nearly strangled myself. Should I have bought a longer tie?
Also, When I yank my boxers up really high they spend all day up the crack of my ass. Should I get boxers with a higher rise?
Also, to save money I have started having my hair cut twice as short so the cut will last twice as long. The only problem is that I look like I've just has a brain operation for the first four weeks after I've done this. Help?
Also, I wanted a smart Blue suit but I found a Grey one on discount instead. Can I get a marker pen & colour it in Blue so that it's perfect?
Gentlemen, my thanks.
James
Popeye Doyle, your new avatar of Jovan playing with his yellow ducky is NSFW.