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#7226 2010-08-22 15:56:07

formby
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)


"Dressing, like painting, should have a residual stability, plus punctuation and surprise." - Richard Merkin

Souvent me Souvient

 

#7227 2010-08-22 16:59:00

Gilgamesh2003
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)

A memorably inane Quoddy thread:
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?107492-Quoddy-issues

Look for hilarious wordplay from Trad forum regulars!

http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?107511-Ray-Ban-Wayfarer-in-White
Yes, Camorristi, Andyland will love these. Good eye. So shocking and daring.

http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?107510-Looking-for-general-purpose-shoe-recommendation
An iGent searches for a "general purpose shoe." Fascinating. He gave his requirements in an unreadably thorough manifest, but this got me thinking about a general purpose iGent shoe. It would have to stand up to the rough and tumble world of the dedicated Andylander, who on any given day may do ALL of the following:

- Walk the dog
- Do some "yardwork," which I have always assumed means windexing the vinyl siding.
- Spend 6-8 hours on the internet
- Take delivery of a parcel
- Attend lunch with noted fashion designer Alexander Kabbaz
- Wonder if he is still in the US Coast Guard Reserve
- Polish other shoes
- Routine maintenance on garment steamer
- Visit Brooks Brothers; cry in the car when the staff doesn't fawn over the purchase of an irregular clearance bowtie
- Scan local paper for events that might demand black tie
- Place a devotional offering (a can of Safir) before the household Alden shrine
- Write and edit a blog post about how the iGent and one of his awkward friends attended an event of went shopping while dressed like some ill-formed abomination from the subterranean regions of Oscar Wilde's nightmares
- Order a perfectly nice $12 shirt from Lands End; smile smugly, thinking about the hoi-polloi and their coarseness.

Can you imagine a shoe that would stand up to all these demanding tasks?

 

#7228 2010-08-22 17:35:26

Sarcophagus
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)

http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?106215-I-m-rather-flattered

In which the Earl of Moron discovers alternative clothing forum and discovers he's an object of derision, while future mod Googlestrom and Cruiser offer amplification.  Thread closed.

Edit - Link goes to Interchange.  It wasn't apparent at first as it came up on a Google search.

Last edited by Sarcophagus (2010-08-22 17:55:28)

 

#7229 2010-08-22 17:40:56

Gilgamesh2003
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#7230 2010-08-22 17:45:10

Sarcophagus
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#7231 2010-08-22 17:48:47

Popeye Doyle
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)


"All in all they are a pretty sleazy bunch."
                                            --Cruiser
"Can one safely bone the cordovan of the dead?"
                                            --Quay

 

#7232 2010-08-22 17:58:42

NJS
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)

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#7233 2010-08-22 18:30:24

Sarcophagus
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#7234 2010-08-22 20:39:11

The_Shooman
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#7235 2010-08-22 20:48:59

The_Shooman
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#7236 2010-08-22 22:20:14

Maximilien de Robespierre
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#7237 2010-08-22 23:18:15

shamrockmonkey
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I brush my teeth with minty paste/I hate when Liquor goes to waste.

 

#7238 2010-08-23 01:23:15

D. Adams
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#7239 2010-08-23 08:09:27

NJS
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#7240 2010-08-23 09:03:05

Big Tony
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"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."

 

#7241 2010-08-23 09:07:22

Big Tony
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"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."

 

#7242 2010-08-23 09:17:36

DeepDiscount
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#7243 2010-08-23 09:18:07

Rip Rig & Panic
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#7244 2010-08-23 09:40:25

NJS
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)

Big Tony and Rip - I did say 'blind' romanticism. I accept that Russia is a big sad tragedy and it does not seem likely to get much better very soon.

 

#7245 2010-08-23 09:46:37

Popeye Doyle
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)


"All in all they are a pretty sleazy bunch."
                                            --Cruiser
"Can one safely bone the cordovan of the dead?"
                                            --Quay

 

#7246 2010-08-23 10:25:55

Gilgamesh2003
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)

Orlando Figes recently got in BIG trouble for writing his own reviews at Amazon, which I found quite endearing.
DeepDiscount, you have provided a solution of crystalline clarity and penetrating wit, though I would suggest adding topies or maybe a badly-done aftermarket Dainite sole. Maybe a set of segs and blakeys too - you don't want that $119 investment to go to waste!

http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?107512-Drawing-The-Line
Here's a superb post from Tripples, making some kind of impassioned argument about something to do with not buying anything from Nautica, and that being a sign of exquisite refinement.

 

#7247 2010-08-23 10:39:42

Big Tony
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"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."

 

#7248 2010-08-23 11:01:14

Popeye Doyle
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)


"All in all they are a pretty sleazy bunch."
                                            --Cruiser
"Can one safely bone the cordovan of the dead?"
                                            --Quay

 

#7249 2010-08-23 12:34:43

Gilgamesh2003
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)

Hahahah! Once again Tradland resembles the protestant reformation. Justification by high-quality boat shoes alone.

 

#7250 2010-08-23 13:15:17

Big Tony
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)


"What sort of post-apocalyptic deathscape is this?"
"I don't want to look like a cock hungry sailor after all !!!"
"When it comes to infidelity, broken families, and reckless fatherhood, the underclass are amateurs."

 
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