Sexy post! Cunnilingual SafeSex! Tongue Pads!  Going bareback! or "Buying used shoes that didn't fit the original owner, either":
http://www.styleforum.net/showthread.php?t=190954

F*ck the floods, I've got ticket pocket angst! "Normally, I would buy a suit I like at a deep discount and when I find out it has unapproved details, return it.":
http://www.styleforum.net/showthread.php?t=196415

Freedom-hating Frenchies provide only solution to Ravello dilemma ;(  :
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?107609-Finally-a-polish-that-matches-quot-Ravello-quot-Cordovan

iGent ready to take it to the next level and buy the black velvet slippers but Mom says "No! There are only 2 events a year where you could wear them. Did you clean your room yet?"  Events? Walking around your house is an event?
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?107605-How-do-you-feel-about-velvet-slippers

Last edited by Popeye Doyle (2010-08-27 13:12:36)

I just took a wee tour of Styleforum. If Andyland is a Montessori elementary school, then Styleforum is a public middle school, filled with sharp-tongued, insecure 13 year old girls. Yet in between the internet lingo, twee Vox-isms, and idiotic image spam I detected a few pieces of reasonable advice (don't fuss with your pocket square, don't threaten and abuse Gilt customer service); they have therefore exceeded Ask Andy in volume of useful information.

Less you think I've gone soft: a collection of Styleforum homunculi -

http://www.styleforum.net/showthread.php?p=3540751#post3540751
No comment.

http://www.styleforum.net/showthread.php?p=3539188#post3539188
"DON'T LET THE MOTORCYCLE TOUCH ME THESE PANTS ARE DRY-CLEAN ONLY AND THEY CHARGE AN EXTRA $15 FOR THE MONSTER CUFFS!"

http://www.styleforum.net/showthread.php?p=3534524#post3534524
Mad Men 2010: the Chair-Sniffer Years.

Last edited by The_Shooman (2010-08-27 21:15:17)

An idea to "iron" out my leather shoes
http://www.styleforum.net/showthread.php?t=196550

Here's a good one:
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?107623-Disappointed-in-Hickey-Freeman-Shirts
"This tight button hole was sewn by someone with SPANISH BLOOD! I shall have my man burn it and its ilk in the potting shed."

http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?107636-Even-more-evidence-of-AE-s-dedication-to-customer-service-my-Fifth-Street-boots
Aaaaaaaaaand the crybaby who whined about Allen Edmonds breaking heap many treaty with iGent people finally got his uggers little weird chukka/blucher things. Our friend Camorristi points out that AE is now making a much nicer-looking version of that boot that you don't even need to special order. WHOOPS A DAISY.

http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?107590-What-does-one-wear-to-look-smart-on-a-beach-holiday
A truly weird thread in which the OP asks a typically dim question in a typically fussy iGent way. A few posts down Peak and Pine calls us "another, very dark, clothing forum,"! Sounds like something from Gormenghast.