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#3751 2009-12-24 16:30:53

Grossgrain Silk
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)

I agree on the breed point. Far too difficult to enforce. The Silky alternative:
1. Walk around with a dog umuzzled/unleashed and, if the dog is aggressive to anyone at all you are banned from keeping dogs. For life.
2. If the dog injures anyone then the owner and his family give up their income/benefits until all loss has been covered and an appropriate amount paid by way of damages for the injury and are then banned from keeping dogs. For life.
3. If the dog attacks anyone in 'self-defence' then the normal criminal rules apply and there is a trial and appropriate sentence. And, if found guilty, the owner is banned from keeping a dog. For life.
4. Anyone banned from keeping a dog has their picture in the local paper and - on the anniversary of the day of the ban - must walk around in a hoodie on which is printed 'I confused my dog with my dick and now I'm banned from keeping them. For life'.

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#3752 2009-12-24 16:45:51

Voltaire's Bastard
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)


“You know that saying, 'Caesar's wife is above suspicion'? Well I put an end to all that rubbish!"..”

 

#3753 2009-12-24 17:14:38

Voltaire's Bastard
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)

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“You know that saying, 'Caesar's wife is above suspicion'? Well I put an end to all that rubbish!"..”

 

#3754 2009-12-24 20:25:09

lefty
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#3755 2009-12-24 21:58:06

Film Noir Buff
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#3756 2009-12-24 22:26:15

captainpreppy
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)

A friend of mine was involved in a "bump" between his 2-year-old 110-pound Tosa bitch and a 3-year 135-pound Presa. The Tosa administered a very one-sided mauling to the Presa during the brief time they let it go on.

 

#3757 2009-12-25 03:13:54

Nemesis
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)


Back with a vengeance.

 

#3758 2009-12-25 16:37:48

Popeye Doyle
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"All in all they are a pretty sleazy bunch."
                                            --Cruiser
"Can one safely bone the cordovan of the dead?"
                                            --Quay

 

#3759 2009-12-25 17:48:32

John Rotten
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I'd be willing to bet in most dog mauling cases, it's the owner's fault 99% of the time, either for not properly socializing their dog, or not properly supervising children around it.  I grew up around Rottweilers, and kept a 125 lb Rottie in the house with my first child.  I trusted that dog as much as I could trust any animal, but I was never stupid enough to leave my child unattended with him.

 

#3760 2009-12-27 08:14:27

The_Shooman
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Posts: 13198

Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)

http://www.styleforum.net/showpost.php?p=2725177&postcount=6

Those guys     roll

 

#3761 2009-12-27 08:45:20

John Rotten
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#3762 2009-12-27 11:47:47

Kingstonian
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#3763 2009-12-27 12:38:42

Cruz Diez
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#3764 2009-12-27 15:36:28

Jake
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)

Admittedly not a post but...
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/WWW/WWW/wwwPoliceOfficers.htm

This cannot possibly be serious, can it?


"Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person." _ Mark Twain

 

#3765 2009-12-27 15:56:27

Film Noir Buff
Dandy Nightmare
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#3766 2009-12-27 15:57:41

Film Noir Buff
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#3767 2009-12-27 18:20:54

The_Shooman
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#3768 2009-12-27 21:45:24

Voltaire's Bastard
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“You know that saying, 'Caesar's wife is above suspicion'? Well I put an end to all that rubbish!"..”

 

#3769 2009-12-27 21:53:31

Voltaire's Bastard
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Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)


“You know that saying, 'Caesar's wife is above suspicion'? Well I put an end to all that rubbish!"..”

 

#3770 2009-12-27 22:12:04

The_Shooman
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From: AUSTRALIA
Posts: 13198

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#3771 2009-12-28 03:11:27

Taylor McIntyre
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#3772 2009-12-28 03:56:15

The_Shooman
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From: AUSTRALIA
Posts: 13198

Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)

Moo finally get's his time out. He'll get banned eventually.
http://www.styleforum.net/showpost.php?p=2784939&postcount=8592

l just can't wait for the day Raj gets times out lol, that's going to be a great day. smile smile

wtf? FNB has been bashed about the head too. He was there to educate the lightwieghts about dressing well, yet the lightweights shut him down for a day. Lightweights have no respect for their sartorial superiors.

 

#3773 2009-12-28 05:41:48

Jeeves
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#3774 2009-12-28 18:40:27

The_Shooman
A pretty face
From: AUSTRALIA
Posts: 13198

Re: New Improved Inane Post of the Day Thread (50% More Snark)

lt's official, these girls are completely nuts:
http://www.styleforum.net/showthread.php?t=156608

?


http://www.styleforum.net/showpost.php?p=2779991&postcount=21
Yes it did make this thread. Now l wanna ask you something:

what the heck are you on about?

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#3775 2009-12-31 12:47:06

Junior Astaire
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