Why is that I couldn't be bothered to  click on Wasp101 and find out where he's at?

The Jades - I'm where it's at

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa8DGjYCaME

Andyvian baller sells his company and goes to London to be measured for shotguns.  In typical iGent fashion he buys 2 "undergrade" i.e. seconds, guns, which are partly made in Mexio with machine engraving, wood-like plastic stocks, and instructions in Taiwanese, but gets a good deal. He also walks a lot and doesn't get a single blister, avoids 5-star restaurants (no shit), and wears jeans, which makes Andy weep. The really bad news here, for everyone, is that DukeGrad is armed:
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?116104-Report-from-James-Purdey-amp-Sons-and-Holland-amp-Holland-Stores-%28London%29

BallOx, college lacrosse scout and Certified USLA Equipment Adjuster, is the latest shooting star to blaze across the internet sky at Andy's. When he's not being chewed out for liking white shoes he's posting his own outfits and researching "suitbags" for the upcoming summer season, considering such criteria as "Best Visibility of garment", "breathability", "easy access to pouches for dirty jock straps", etc.:
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?116100-In-search-of-the-perfect-suit-bag

The World's Greatest Clothing Experts weigh in on some fat tycoon's urge to be well-dressed.  AKirschner shares tips from his private stash of soft-core Jackie Gleason porn, other experts argue among themselves:
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?116142-Help-a-Fat-Guy-Thats-Trying

An obvious troll wants to know what color tie he should wear to his Portuguese wedding:
http://www.askandyaboutclothes.com/forum/showthread.php?116076-Wedding-attire-bespoke-dark-grey-suit-and-cream-waistcoat...-what-shirt-tie-colour-scheme

On the "Help a Fat Guy" thread, Flanderian claims that when he was thirty years old, he was 5'10", weighed 220#, had a 38" waist, and ran a sub five minute mile.

A new comer to shoos buys two pairs of Vass online, gets the right fit, and now thinks he is a shoo fitting expert.
http://www.styleforum.net/t/130044/the-ultimate-vass-porn-thread/3030#post_5229083

People try telling him that it's not that simple, but he can't be told. He says that if you do your homework properly you will never make a mistake. He even mentions measuring a Vass last, but how the hell does a customer get access to a Vass last in order to measure it?

l think it's only a matter of time before he eats his words and makes a mistake, he'll either soon wake up by making mistakes, or he will be the greatest shoo-star of all time.

But then there is this bloke who gives him a dose of reality:
http://www.styleforum.net/t/130044/the-ultimate-vass-porn-thread/3045#post_5229784

So maybe Mr Tomcat isn't such a brilliant shooman afterall.

But then, when we think Mr Cat might wake up that he is living an illusion, we get this:
http://www.styleforum.net/t/130044/the-ultimate-vass-porn-thread/3045#post_5230484

He can't be told.

Hey, look! A fashion blogger!

http://wanderingbrummell.blogspot.com/2012/02/grungy-gentleman-jace-lipstein.html