Just ask the bird out for fucks sake.
Cut and file your nails nicely so they don't snag on her knickers.
I know these things.
The Giant vibrator has promising possibilities - here's a big bowl of passion-fruit mousse (one that I made earlier) - whoops - are you OK - all over your hair and down your front - let's get that top and skirt in the machine before it dries on. There - now where were we? Could you please just get yourself over the sink and give those spuds a scrub ... the Marigolds are over there ... but just before you do - here's a nice big glass of Champagne ...
Yeah, I've seen a few doctors but I've still got it...
Youve got to be a realist. .. ask yourself is this for my benefit or hers... if you share in the modern neurosis of being shit in bed you will look to do everything to appease her... problem is this can be very boring.. and really take the fun out of it.... my advice is again either go at it if she works at that pace... otherwise save yourself until shes got what she wants then you can let rip like there's no tomorrow... they'll like this and will probably be impressed by the effort and thankful you took your time in sorting them out...
All this has been learnt in the field so to speak... there is no theory without good practical basis... memoirs to follow.
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Shit this is taking longer than a Baz Luhrmann film but still a better love story than Twilight. Look its dead simple. Find her, finger her, fuck her then forget her.
'Thumbing' is also not to be overlooked.
Ok. Jeff... she's cute and all, but I'd probably remove her picture from your avatar, unless you've asked her to use it of course. That just seems like dangerous water.
I could give a crap about her feelings. I just don't want to see it blow up in Jeff's face if she happens to see her face on the internet and then it leads back to this thread.
Ok. I would hate to see her humiliated as well.
Ha... im all for treating people the right way.
Ive got a pickle at the mo... just started seeing a girl and another girl I had a thing with has come back on the scene and invited me round friday. I have the choice and well with in technical rights to have both going on bit you know what.. even though im not committed I don't think I happy having two on the go... I think its pretty sad to play people like that. Ive had mixed reactions from people when I explain my situation and what ive chosen to do
I feel like Charlie Sheen in Platoon when they spat in his face.
"shes a fucking human being man"
Even the redux gets my vote... dont lose sight of your humanity. . Its all weve got
My hand slipped. Fixed now.