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#176 2013-08-11 16:28:38
- formby
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Re: Propriety of dating
Just ask the bird out for fucks sake.
"Dressing, like painting, should have a residual stability, plus punctuation and surprise." - Richard Merkin
Souvent me Souvient
#177 2013-08-11 17:12:47
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#179 2013-08-12 02:39:15
- Topstitcher
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Re: Propriety of dating
Cut and file your nails nicely so they don't snag on her knickers.
I know these things.
What the world needs now is love, sweet love... And a jolly good kick up the harris.
#180 2013-08-12 02:49:35
- Topstitcher
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Re: Propriety of dating
What the world needs now is love, sweet love... And a jolly good kick up the harris.
#181 2013-08-12 03:39:23
- Dudley Clarke
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Re: Propriety of dating
The Giant vibrator has promising possibilities - here's a big bowl of passion-fruit mousse (one that I made earlier) - whoops - are you OK - all over your hair and down your front - let's get that top and skirt in the machine before it dries on. There - now where were we? Could you please just get yourself over the sink and give those spuds a scrub ... the Marigolds are over there ... but just before you do - here's a nice big glass of Champagne ...
I came up to see her sometimes.
#182 2013-08-12 05:52:50
#183 2013-08-12 06:10:02
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Re: Propriety of dating
Yeah, I've seen a few doctors but I've still got it...
What the world needs now is love, sweet love... And a jolly good kick up the harris.
#184 2013-08-12 07:22:54
#185 2013-08-12 14:23:36
- Bop
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Re: Propriety of dating
Youve got to be a realist. .. ask yourself is this for my benefit or hers... if you share in the modern neurosis of being shit in bed you will look to do everything to appease her... problem is this can be very boring.. and really take the fun out of it.... my advice is again either go at it if she works at that pace... otherwise save yourself until shes got what she wants then you can let rip like there's no tomorrow... they'll like this and will probably be impressed by the effort and thankful you took your time in sorting them out...
All this has been learnt in the field so to speak... there is no theory without good practical basis... memoirs to follow.
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#186 2013-08-13 07:50:56
- GIZhou007
- Ivy Original.
- From: Brisbane Australia
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Re: Propriety of dating
Shit this is taking longer than a Baz Luhrmann film but still a better love story than Twilight. Look its dead simple. Find her, finger her, fuck her then forget her.
#187 2013-08-13 08:30:13
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Re: Propriety of dating
'Thumbing' is also not to be overlooked.
What the world needs now is love, sweet love... And a jolly good kick up the harris.
#188 2013-08-13 09:23:47
- Armchaired
- Ivy I.V.
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Re: Propriety of dating
�Careful with that axe Eugene.�
#189 2013-08-13 09:57:38
#190 2013-08-13 10:31:42
- Worried Man
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Re: Propriety of dating
Ok. Jeff... she's cute and all, but I'd probably remove her picture from your avatar, unless you've asked her to use it of course. That just seems like dangerous water.
"We close our sto' at a reasonable hour because we figure anybody who would want one of our suits has got time to stroll over here in the daytime." - VP of George Muse Clothing, Atlanta, 1955
#191 2013-08-13 10:40:07
- Armchaired
- Ivy I.V.
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Re: Propriety of dating
�Careful with that axe Eugene.�
#192 2013-08-13 10:49:02
- Worried Man
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Re: Propriety of dating
I could give a crap about her feelings. I just don't want to see it blow up in Jeff's face if she happens to see her face on the internet and then it leads back to this thread.
"We close our sto' at a reasonable hour because we figure anybody who would want one of our suits has got time to stroll over here in the daytime." - VP of George Muse Clothing, Atlanta, 1955
#193 2013-08-13 10:59:24
- Worried Man
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Re: Propriety of dating
Ok. I would hate to see her humiliated as well.
"We close our sto' at a reasonable hour because we figure anybody who would want one of our suits has got time to stroll over here in the daytime." - VP of George Muse Clothing, Atlanta, 1955
#194 2013-08-13 11:20:38
#195 2013-08-13 11:27:16
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Re: Propriety of dating
Hide thy infants, hide thy Lady, and hide thy husband, alas they art forcing sexual intercourse upon the entire populace. - Wm Shakespeare
#196 2013-08-13 11:44:36
- Bop
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Re: Propriety of dating
Ha... im all for treating people the right way.
Ive got a pickle at the mo... just started seeing a girl and another girl I had a thing with has come back on the scene and invited me round friday. I have the choice and well with in technical rights to have both going on bit you know what.. even though im not committed I don't think I happy having two on the go... I think its pretty sad to play people like that. Ive had mixed reactions from people when I explain my situation and what ive chosen to do
#197 2013-08-13 11:45:52
- Armchaired
- Ivy I.V.
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Re: Propriety of dating
I feel like Charlie Sheen in Platoon when they spat in his face.
"shes a fucking human being man"
�Careful with that axe Eugene.�
#198 2013-08-13 11:54:41
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Re: Propriety of dating
Hide thy infants, hide thy Lady, and hide thy husband, alas they art forcing sexual intercourse upon the entire populace. - Wm Shakespeare
#199 2013-08-13 12:09:34
- Bop
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Re: Propriety of dating
Even the redux gets my vote... dont lose sight of your humanity. . Its all weve got
#200 2013-08-13 14:03:51
- Jeff Reed
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Re: Propriety of dating
My hand slipped. Fixed now.